GremlinRadio.com : Forum / topic

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 -0600

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mgorycki@nospam.com (DJ Go-Ricky) — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:31:14 -0500

The new look is great!!! There's still more to come!!! Kipp, just messin around a little. Just to see what it looks like.

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djgremlin@nospam.com (Kipp) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:19:05 -0500

The new site is not 100% complete. I will be adding to at as I can. Items such as the chatbox, downloads and link are incomplete.

If you have any comments or suggestions though, let me know.

POST SUGGESTION IN THE SUPPORT FORUM PLEASE
I have a thread start for that.

Thanks for helping!

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masonparks88@nospam.com (Mason Parks) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:43:23 -0500

2 Technincs 1210 MK5's w/ Shure M-447's.
Still have the boxes. These tables were mostly used to record vinyl to CD's

$700 firm

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eevultwinn@nospam.com (TheDoctor) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:09:12 -0500

For some time now it has been a question on my mind... "Does it mean you're successful when you SUCCESSFULLY recruit others to perform your Daily Duties so you can spend ALL your time chillin with the Gremlins at Gremlin Radio?" oh oh oh OH oh... oh oh oh OH OH OH oh oh .. oh oh... oh oh

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eevultwinn@nospam.com (TheDoctor) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:41:17 -0500

After watching my 3 month old so Jaxon relentlessly sucking on his fingers I am proe to wonder if he knows something the rest of us don't. Try it... you can tell alot about a person by how their finger tastes.

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:25:48 -0500

post pics of yourself so that we may see the beauty that is... you!!!

I shall start.

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djgremlin@nospam.com (Kipp) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:10:02 -0500

If you have an idea or request for the station, post it here.

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:18:54 -0500

8/24/07 we will have dj md playing their.
8/31/07 we will devil on ice playing their.
i will be booking djs for friday nights in hopes to get more business their.

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 22:48:35 -0500

...Poor Kipp his eye look like the smiley faces.b/c he has been on the new site for a hours for awhile...but baby, its awesome!!! All the gremlins love it!!

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 23:58:15 -0500

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takinthelongwayhome@nospam.com (DjFromTampa) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:13:46 -0500

Kipp,

The new site looks awesome, and Im so impressed. How did you change the site so much? I am working on a couple of sites and if you know any pointers, I would greatly apperciate it.

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laceypyle@nospam.com (Athena) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:38:30 -0500

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agodchaux@nospam.com (ducky504) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:54:33 -0500

BEATBOY was found dead 8-12-07!! R.I.P. Brother

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greatbarbarian@nospam.com (CFP) — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:49:19 -0500

HI my name is cfp and i like to make music with fruity loops i make some track and when they are complete i send them in newgrounds audio and i wonder if anyone use this program here ?

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:29:11 -0500

I was just wondering if I'm missing the photo gallery?
Thanks!

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:07:42 -0500

Ok... The first topic is an old school tune that I am sure most of you are familiar with:

Moskawa TV - Generator 7/8

I have always liked this tune since back in the day and have never thought much of the lyrics until recently. I searched all over the net on most of the popular lyrics sites with no luck. I did however find a nice review of the track on discogs.com by a member named Yves, who is a producer of some sort from Europe. He was nice enough to send me a copy of the inside of his album cover. See above and sorry I do not know how to resize!

What is so strange about this track is that the Chernobyl accident occurred not too long after it's release.

It has really changed the way I feel when I hear this classic old school track and I thought I might share it to kick off this part of the forums.

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eevultwinn@nospam.com (TheDoctor) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:18:58 -0500

It may not be much... but it's my way of giving back to the Gremlins at Gremlin Radio. If any of you need advice or need questions answered pertaining to your vehicles... be it Cars, Trucks, Bikes, or Boats... I have at my disposal a wealth of knowledge and information that can be very useful when it comes time to visit the dreaded mechanic. I will offer everything available to me free of charge to Gremlins around the globe. At least it could save you diagostic fees and pain from overpriced services by less than honest mechanics. Lemme Know if I can help.

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:12:40 -0500

SITE LOOKS GOOD IT WILL TAKE SOME GETTING USE TO

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:30:46 -0500

HEY YALL ITS ON THE FLYER BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LATE SPROKET

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:02:04 -0500

The first one was so FIRE , we had to light it up again. Saturday , August 18th , Kingfish Reunion Part Deaux , featuring Egyptian Lover and Noel. Doors open at 9:00 pm , and we don't close till the last person leaves. 18 to mingle , 21 to tingle! Come grab a rail!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:15:28 -0500

If you are into Breaks, this is the party for YOU!!

~ FUNKY ~ ELECTRO ~ NU SKOOL ~ PROGRESSIVE ~

CLICK ON FLYER FOR INFORMATION !!!

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:13:31 -0500

thats right 8/31/07 the devil on ice will be playing at new orleans original daiquiris in la place
for more info click here

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djjuddk@nospam.com (RENAISSANCE) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:08:27 -0500

RUSSELL SALTZMAN & JASON MCNEAL FRIDAY @ RENAISSANCE UPSTAIRS

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djjuddk@nospam.com (RENAISSANCE) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:09:17 -0500

RUSSELL SALTZMAN & JASON MCNEAL FRIDAY @ RENAISSANCE UPSTAIRS

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djrigid@nospam.com (DjRigid) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:22:46 -0500

Dj Rigid bringn fresh new beats to your ears!!!! peep my sshow on gremlin startn at 1pm cst!!!

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:16:47 -0500

Just thought I'd open the door for the discussion on ethical manner on the site. Well this is something of course that goes without saying so maybe just a reminder. Were the nicest people in the world.

Peace

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leeka303@nospam.com (303) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:38:07 -0500

Can't wait to get back! I'm bringin the heat better make sure to turn up the air!!

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leeka303@nospam.com (303) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:40:29 -0500

Can't wait to get back to my home away from home!!!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:19:44 -0500

Wut up Sproket? I figured it out! Ahahahaha!

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:17:11 -0500

http://www.beatsdigital.com/index.php?label_id=3210

YOU WANT SOME OF MY STUFF HERE YA GO

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

PUT BEATS DIGITAL IN YOU MYSPACE ACCOUNT

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:36:39 -0500

LSU Football is Finally Here!!!

Is anybody else as pumped as I am?

This is the year! If all of my prayers are answered, USC gets their comeuppance in January!!!

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eevultwinn@nospam.com (TheDoctor) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:08:35 -0500

Now I know all the coonasses around here can fa sho throw down in da kitchen. Pass on recipes that make ya wanna get down tha most.

Paneed Veal

Veal, Italian Bread Crumbs, Seasoned Salt, Eggs, Oil
Slice thin veal into 2" strips. Beat 2 to 3 eggs in a small bowl. Fill another medium bowl with Italian Bread Crumbs seasoned with... you guessed it... Seasoned Salt. Place Veal strips into Eggs, then into Bread Crumbs and cover, patting Crumbs onto Veal. Make sure to flip veal and repeat to ensure a dry coating of Breadcrumbs. Place into 9 or 10" pan with 1/2 " Oil heated to Medium High and cook flipping once to ensure even browning. Cook to desired color, I like mine a little darker than golden brown. Serve with your favorite beverage and get the dog... cuz ya gonna have to lick it's azz to get the taste outta yo mouth.

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:49:28 -0500

Talk about your favorite mix drink. What is it, and why. I would have to say mine would be White Russian because of the creaminess.

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CaronJeff70@nospam.com (DJ JC) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:04:57 -0500

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liltampajoe@nospam.com (LiL tAmPaJoE...) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:10:57 -0500

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:25:38 -0500

CLICK ON FLYER TO SEE FULL VIEW

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djark1@nospam.com (DJ Ark) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:37:49 -0500

Yo

Just wanted to see what everyone was jamming, whether your a DJ or not....post what tunes your speakers are bumping to .

Mine:

Top Shelf - Dubplate
Discosynthetique - Yummy
Mobin Master - Show Me Love (DJ Ark Safari Breaks rmx)
Chakra Blue ft Darling Nikki - Too Far
DJ Heartbreak - I Dont Want You Back
DJ 303 - Caution Bass
Deekline & Red Polo - Come Around (Breaks rmx)
Viro & Rob Annalyze - 9
Richard Grey - Life Goes On (Remix On the Way )
Fatboy Slim - Star 69 (The Rouge Element Booty rmx)

Now hook it up people

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deejaydevilonice@nospam.com (DJ Devil on Ice) — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:12:15 -0500

Someone asked me where they can buy my tracks....well here is where.

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crappiej2@nospam.com (spinkid) — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:11:56 -0500

i am selling my collection. this is all of the edm but i have about a crate and a half of disco and 80's. i have some very rare recs that most break beat heads will love.

thanks for taking a look for me.

this is the link to my list on myspace. please contact me either there or at crappiej2@yahoo.com

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=B87D6BA8-DAAC-4E14-A439EE7A584750FD8900913

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:14:21 -0500

View the full size flyer: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/Pinkfuzzystars/BIGEJROCFLYER.png

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mgm77536@nospam.com (INVISIBLEZ) — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:43:03 -0500

Just as the title says, all the old crew check in!!!! This means you to Kipp...

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:49:26 -0500

Around 92'-93' I used to hear a lot of mix tapes with a mix of Michael Jackson's "Beat It".

Only select lyrics from the original were in it:

"It dosen't matter, it-it-it-it doesn't matter"

I have always wanted to hear this one again... Anyone got a clue?

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:36:52 -0500

One artist who I can never hear enough of is Acen. When I first heard tracks like â€œClose Your Eyesâ€, â€œWindow in the Skyâ€ or any of the four â€œRabbit in the Moonâ€ tracks I was blown away. All of these tracks are full of awesome samples from everyone from Jim Morrison to Eric B and Rakim with music taken from Bond movies. To this day I listen to them over and over.

For anyone who has not heard them, please do check them out:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Acen

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:53:09 -0500

So what's Baton Rouge like these days? Just curious. Alot of road construction at Siegan still? Still alot of traffic? High crime rate? Safe city? How do you feel about Baton Rouge?

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:04:12 -0500

Hey try this; think of a random word and type it in the request search, then pick a track. Mine word was Bliss. Annhh... just a way to make requesting a little more interesting.

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:19:36 -0500

Johnny Cage has a remix of a track titled "Cut it Up" buy Chris Domingo. Who in the world is Chris Domingo. Does this remix sound alot different than the original or is the original that good?

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crpacer@nospam.com (corey) — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:13:41 -0500

are there any prodigy fans in here

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slu784@nospam.com (3BB Promoter) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:35:10 -0500

3 Bad Brothaz will be performing live September 7th @ Triple A Bar and Grill. This is there CD Release Party for E-HOP Vol. 6. It's going to be crazy so come out and join the party.

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:26:20 -0500

He's back! DJ Shawn Davis will be back at Longhorn Saloon , Saturday , Sept. 1st , 12:00 midnight till the last person leaves. $10.00 general admission , or $20.00 VIP. 18 to mingle , 21 to tingle.

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chrismas25@nospam.com (Chris) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:25:57 -0500

2001 chevy s-10 if someone willing to make the drive to biloxi. check out pics on myspace/chrisrtg.com

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peeshy111@nospam.com (OxY) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:19:15 -0500

Looking for a pair of tables in good shape....series doesn't matter....looking to spend around $500 for the pair...with or without needles

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:24:02 -0500

Gremlins rally up!

Go to www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Enter your name in the box & then hit Sloganize

P.S. Don't cheat, keep the first one they give you
I'll start:

1. Samantha~"Don't Leave Home Without Samantha"

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perilouscutz@nospam.com (JJ Jackson) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:46:03 -0500

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:04:39 -0500

so i decided to check and see if lcs was back online and this is the message i got

Ok I give up, I miss LCS too. I guess I'll put it back online.

Thoughts?

check it out for your self www.louisianaclubscene.com

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travisverret@nospam.com (Sunrise) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:17:16 -0500

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:04:39 -0500

Yo! All I gotta say is ma boy Sproket went tha f**k off 2nite!! Yaerd! If ya missed it..sorry fa ya! If ya wanna b knowin you'll tune in every Wed. 9-11 fa Sproket's Hump Day Bang! Ya Dig! Peace!!

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:24:16 -0500

Ok Gremlins say something about the person's avatar above you. I can't start, so the next person will have to.
Go

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:09:36 -0500

Thats right kids The DJ Ghost Show is coming to gremlinradio soon. It hasn't really been anywhere else, it just sounds good. I'll keep you posted.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:25:05 -0500

1. One night in Bangkok - Murray Head (80's)
2. I'm coming Hardcore - M.A.N.I.C.
3. Set Free - DJ Trashy
4. She's Breaking Up - Biting Back
5. Catch - Blank and Jones (Martin Roth)

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treystafford@nospam.com (TS) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:31:50 -0500

MD
Big E
Tag Set! 12-2

Ripley
Trey Stafford
Tag Set! 10-12

$5 at the door, great drink specials!
come out & show support!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:46:28 -0500

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deejaydevilonice@nospam.com (DJ Devil on Ice) — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:36:31 -0500

$1 Well Drink - All Night Long!

Over 21...NO COVER!!! It's our way of giving back to you -- the customer.

IT will be Hip Hop, Breaks, House, Mashup, top 40. Old school. Droppin serious variety all night. Come on out and have a great time tonight. We open at 9PM.

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catalystracing105@nospam.com (catalyst105) — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 00:15:22 -0500

Does anybody know a good site to buy downloadable tracks preferably like the breaks that are played here? I know of Beatport, but it seems that their selection is somewhat limited. It would be excellent to have an option to buy the tracks here from the Gremlin library.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:16:25 -0500

Party people come on out to the Labor Day Dance Party at X-treme dacq. in Gonzales. Nobody has work or school so you know its gonna be a party.
DJ Ghost and more will be spinning the slammin tracks that you love to groove to. The party starts at 9pm and the cover is only 5 dollars. So bring yo ass out to a jammin show to X-treme dacq Sunday night,

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djark1@nospam.com (DJ Ark) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:02:56 -0500

Thats right guys,

This is the final Florida Frequency show ever, as I say goodbye to gremlin radio. It's only going to air once, so come into the shoutbox and tune in. If your a fan of any of my past shows/promos you'll love it....guarenteed.

9 PM - 11 PM (CST)
10 PM - 12 AM (CST)
www.gremlinradio.com

See ya than

Pzzzz

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:04:40 -0500

OK, gotta a couple new games...lets see what we can get into here...hehe Hugzz

THE PERSON BELOW ME GAME IS WHEN U ASSUME SOMETHIN ABOUT THE PERSON BELOW U

THEY SAY IF ITS TRUE OR FALSE THEN MAKE A NEW ONE

THE PERSON BELOW ME LIKES TO DANCE

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:14:32 -0500

The aim of the game is to say one sentence the next person will reply with one sentence and after a while it will make up a story..

Once upon a time, there was this really cool green gremlin logo dude...

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crpacer@nospam.com (corey) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:54:54 -0500

What do the ratings mean on member profiles, new to the site and was just wondering. And how do you move up

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:58:58 -0500

To play you list two things. The person below you will choose one or the other and then they list two things. Here goes!

Coke or Pepsi

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:56:51 -0500

>As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
>Water there is bacteria.
>
>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
>that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
>would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
>bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
>rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
>purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
>Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>
>Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water
>and be full of poop.
>
>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
>
>I'm doing it as a public service.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 20:03:13 -0500

OK here's a new game. Every person that posts has to write something nice about the person who posted above them.

And right now - no-one is above me... so I will say that I am thankful for Kipp and the new GR woo hoo!!! Great job Kippy!!! Hugzz

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cricketbreaks@nospam.com (Cricket Breaks) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:46:55 -0500

Live at the HANGAR------NOLA

1511 S. Rendon
New Orleans, LA
PH#504-827-7419

Guest Dj's-Wyldchile,Cricket,MD, and Nympho

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ebeatfll@nospam.com (Hutch) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:24:48 -0500

JBreak posted a link on his MySpace to download his live performance in NY from 08/25/07... Here is the link, download it now, most of it is dope... transitioning through Breaks, Drum and Bass, Progressive House and more...
http://www.bamsyr.com/dec_things/mus..._8-25-2007.zip

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:20:38 -0500

Thats right 2 dollar drinks all night long while dj knuckles throws down the areas hottest in hip hop & breaks. PLUS there will be a 1 dollar MYSTERY DRINK every thursday night. Come out & show your support.......................

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:01:36 -0500

4 those who dont b knowin...its once again time fa ma boy DJ Sproket 2 do wut he does best...THROW THA F**K DOWN!! YA ERD!![

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:11:50 -0500

Check it out...if ya wanna know wuts really up in tha music world...u'll take me & Pac-Man's advise and tune tha f**k in every Wed. 9-11 for DJ Sproket's Hump Day Bang!! Ya dig?! Peace!

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tdunn2@nospam.com (Tim) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:45:17 -0500

Help anyone! Back in the early 90's I remember hearing a track at many clubs with something like "...is this the real thing" or something like that. It was played alot in Tampa and a bit in Orlando. It was a bit more housey (if that's even a word) than breakbeat. Thanks for ANY help.

Peace, Tim

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eevultwinn@nospam.com (TheDoctor) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:22:39 -0500

Just was wondering if anybody heard about the new time or day of his show. Saturdays at work aren't anywhere NEAR fun anymore. Bollocks!

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:09:16 -0500

Happy birthday beautiful. I know for a fact your birthday is gonna be awesome.

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:00:02 -0500

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
Instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the
value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose
Any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
Men havejobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and
Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign
reads: Floor 4 - These
Men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with
Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
No men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
Impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New
Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

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travisverret@nospam.com (Sunrise) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:23:21 -0500

Come help me celebrate my birthday this Sunday at the Whirling Dervish. Hope to see everyone there. Peace.

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:53:00 -0500

thats right you read it correctly, dj oxy will be coming to new orleans original daiquiris in laplace to throw down.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 20:08:51 -0500

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/Pinkfuzzystars/PHISHSEPT14.png

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:44:42 -0500

THIS IS FOR MOBILE 5 AND 6 USERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WANT TO STREAM INTARWEB RADIO DO A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR TCPMP (THE CORE POCKET MEDIA PLAYER)
IT WORKS REALLY WELL ON MOBILE 5 THE ONE PREVIOUSLY LISTED (NO OFFENSE ) BLOWS BIG DONKEYS .... I HAVE A WIZARD...... (CINGULAR 8525.... and a 8125) and it works with no issues.....

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perilouscutz@nospam.com (JJ Jackson) — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:53:41 -0500

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crappiej2@nospam.com (spinkid) — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:29:58 -0500

$100 or obo

crappiej2@yahoo.com

1. David Bowie â€“ lets dance
2. Michale Jackson â€“ thriller
3. Barry manilow â€“ greatest hits 1978
4. Wham â€“ music from the edge of heaven
5. Beat it â€“ the greatest recording artists team up to fight leukemia
6. Bill cosby â€“ himself
7. Falco â€“ rock me Amadeus / urban tropical
8. Culture club â€“ kissing to be clever
9. Culture club â€“ color by numbers
10. Information society â€“ think
11. John cougar â€“ American fool
12. Bananaramma â€“ venus (hellfire mix/ extended version)
13. Aha â€“ hunting high and low
14. Donna summer - bad girls
15. Philip bailey â€“ chinese wall
16. Strictly for the r&b heads
17. Belinda carlise â€“ Belinda
18. Pure gold collection
19. Go goâ€™s â€“ beauty and the beat
20. Dead or alive â€“ you spin me right round (extended version)
21. Pure rock
22. Barbarra striesand â€“ guilty
23. The j. geils band - freeze frame
24. The escape club â€“ wild wild west dance mix
25. Oran juice jones
26. Billy idol â€“ donâ€™t stop
27. Tina turner â€“ private dancer
28. Pink floyd â€“ the wall
29. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ some things are better left unsaid
30. Sammantha fox â€“ naughty girls / I surrender
31. David bowie â€“ lets dance
32. Bob scaggs â€“ silk degrees
33. Banannaramma â€“ love in the first degree
34. Greggory abbott â€“ shake you down
35. Blondie â€“ parallel lines
36. Barry manilow â€“ greatest hits
37. Sammantha fox â€“ I wanna have some fun (mixes)
38. Brian mcknight â€“ back at one
39. Michael Jackson â€“ off the wall
40. Rod stewart â€“ blondes have more fun
41. Gold rush â€“ 1979
42. Steely dan â€“ aja
43. Barry manilow â€“ even now
44. The rock album
45. Bryan adams â€“ cuts like a knife
46. Aretha franklin â€“ a rose is still a rose
47. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ h2o
48. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ along the red ledge
49. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ abandoned luncheonette
50. Janet Jackson â€“ miss you much
51. Janet Jackson â€“ rhythm nation (12â€ single)
52. Janet Jackson â€“ black cat
53. Rick Springfield â€“ living in oz
54. Rick Springfield â€“ hard to hold
55. Brain mcknight â€“ stay or let it go
56. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ past times behind
57. Darly hall and john oats â€“ private eyes
58. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ livetime
59. Darly hall and john oats â€“ voices
60. Starburst â€“ 1979
61. Rick Springfield â€“ sucsess hasnâ€™t spoiled me
62. Yello â€“ oh yeah
63. The soup dragons â€“ divine thing (12â€single)
64. Falco â€“ Vienna calling
65. Sheena Easton â€“ sugar walls
66. Duran duran â€“ duran duran
67. Michael Jackson â€“ thriller
68. Dino â€“ summer girls
69. Rick sprinfield â€“ tao
70. Expose â€“ exposure
71. Reflex â€“ the polotics of dancing
72. Johnny kemp â€“ the birthday suit
73. The jets â€“ magic
74. Iggy pop â€“ choice cuts (china girl)
75. Roxette â€“ the look
76. D mob â€“ câ€™mon and get my love (cathy dennis)
77. Lionel richie â€“ canâ€™t slow down
78. Ashford & simpson â€“ solid
79. Paul abdul â€“ cold hearted (12â€ single)
80. Aretha franklin and george Michaels â€“ I knew you were waiting
81. Daryl hall and john oats â€“ bigger than both of us
82. Pet shop boys â€“ itâ€™s a sin (4 mixes)
83. Stacy Q â€“ better than heaven
84. George Michaels â€“ faith
85. Belinda Carlisle â€“ heaven on earth
86. Mtvâ€™s â€“ rock and roll togo
87. Phil Collins â€“ hello, I must be going
88. Bryan adams â€“ reckless
89. Duran duran â€“ the wild boys
90. Roxette â€“ dangerous
91. Todayâ€™s soft rocks hits â€“ horizons

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:33:38 -0500

Wut up people! Its once again time fa ma boy Sproket & his Wed. night BANG!! Like I said b4...If ya wanna b knowin you'll tune in! Ya herd!!!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:45:50 -0500

See...now thats wut Im talkin about!! Tha Doctor fa sho b knowin! Ahahaha! Anybody else wanna BANG...tune in at 9:00 fa Sprokets Wed Night BANG! BANG BITCHES!!

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selectah_ripley@nospam.com (Ripley) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:32:53 -0500

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:41:33 -0500

I just wanted to let everyone know that my Thursday night shows will be a re-airing of the previous Friday's show, unless on a special nights, and every Friday will be a new show. I've got a surprise guest who will be dropping in to do my show with me in a few weeks, so you won't wanna miss that. So tune in tonight and tune in tomorrow for the DJ Ghost Radio Show only on Gremlinradio.com

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:45:00 -0500

The Doctor said he's going to Iraq, so I thought we could wish him well. When you taking off Doc? I'll be praying for you man. I would hope that you wouldn't have to go. But yeah, bring the Gremlin with you if you do. Peace

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:07:30 -0500

Saturday , Sept. 14th , 9:00 pm til , come on to Longhorn , hwy. 90 West for the release of Dig's latest CD Politics as Usual. 18 to mingle , 21 to tingle. Say Parrain sent Ya' !!

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:08:27 -0500

Saturday , Sept. 15 , 9:00 pm til , come on to Longhorn , hwy. 90 West for the release of Dig's latest CD Politics as Usual. 18 to mingle , 21 to tingle. Say Parrain sent Ya' !!

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phuture382@nospam.com (Jimbo99) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:12:10 -0500

Hi, I've been looking for a record for some time now. I don't know the Artist or the Title. I'm wondering if anyone knows who this is.
It came out around 1998. It's a breaks trak.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/7/1/1230664/Breaks_Unknown.mp3

http://media.putfile.com/breaks-76

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/274614_0zyzb/Breaks_Unknown.mp3

Thanks....
Jimbo

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:15:10 -0500

I think dancing is one of man's best forms of entertainment. In this thread I would like to talk specifically about "High Energy" dancing. Personally, for me, I like Breakbeats / Electro. Dancing is not only fun for show but even more for the individual on a dancefloor expressing the rythym that naturally flows when under a quality high energy track. Dancing is a good way to "tune in" to the music that sets you free. It's also a great way to get your excercise.

There is plenty of room for creativity with the art of dancing when it comes to show. The ultimate being numerous dancers doing the same moves side by side (routine dancing). I think three dancers is ideal. One example would be when I took my little brother who turned 18 to Triple A nightclub in Baton Rouge. He had never danced before in his life but this night I had planned on showing him. I taught him one simple move and told him to do that next to me doing the same. The result was quite obvious. The ladys love it. People were entertained. Not to mention the bachelorette party who kidnapped my little brother. Anyway, for the clubowner dancing be a huge promoter as well.

For the individual dancing is just pure fun and should be done in a free state of mind. Everyone should feel comfortable and welcome to the dancefloor.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:29:36 -0500

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diamondcam21@nospam.com (Righteous James) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:20:28 -0500

ONE WORLD UNDER HOUSE VOL. 3

Check my blog to dowload!!!!

www.myspace.com/richousejamesakakiderabus

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:41:22 -0500

rane mp24 rack mount mixer with rack for sale $650.00

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:01:47 -0500

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:34:18 -0500

This was something a friend of mine sent me... some of these are more seventies related than eighties, but still fun none-the-less.
...you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song
...the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
...you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica"
...three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
...you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer!
...you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV
...you ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market
...a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"
...you're pissed that you couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed that you were a part of the 70's, think you wasted too much time doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue what the 90's are all about
...you see teenagers today wearing clothes that show up in those childhood photos, and they still look bad
...while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again
...you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was
...one of the top five questions you've always wanted answered was to Robert Smith of the Cure - "What WAS that head on the door thing anyway?"
...you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone"
...you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"
...you can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well
...you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
...you knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse
...you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases:
"When I was younger"
"When I was your age"
"You know, back when..."
"Because I SAID so, that's why"
"Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
...you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from
...Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language
...Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"
...you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes.
...flashback: it was your first chance to vote in a presidential election, and you were SO disappointed because, just for laughs, you really wanted to vote for Gary Hart
...the first time you heard the candidates names, you were pumped because you thought MICHAEL Jackson was running for President, not this Jesse character.
...you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video
...at one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm
..."Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance
...the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna
...there were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter"
...you ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons
...you used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time
...you remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete
...the phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter
...you read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for old time's sake
...honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
...you ever had nightmares about the giant red evil robot Maximillian from the Disney movie "The Black Hole" and those blender attachments he had for hands
...you were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his underwear outside of his clothes and talked strangely
...(girls) you thought Sean Cassidy was "dreamy", and lusted after "Ted, your ship's photographer" on the Love Boat, and Ponch and John from CHiPs
...you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party
...you're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it's possibility
...you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee, is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?"
...you're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for
...you freaked out when you found that you now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires
...you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for you to date due to their age
...your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"
...you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?
...you can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" meant going to an electrical warehouse
...you're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect YOU) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all
...you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree
...you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there"
...going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up
...you want to go out dancing, you really, REALLY do, but your back hurts, sorry
...you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married
...you've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so
...you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the lingo used on MTV any more
...you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
...U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now
...you ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation
...When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end
...you remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.
...you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
...you had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding (on General Hospital)
...you remember "Hey, let's be careful out there"
...your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes, anyway.
...you know who shot J.R.
...this rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:35:52 -0500

Damn freak is a lunatic...lmao

Lost it?

or

Just desperate???

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trunnels@nospam.com (Tomorleans) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:50:23 -0500

In New Orleans. I was there Sunday morning from midnight til 3ish.. man, that @$#% place was getting down.. Sound system is EXCELLENT!!.. go go dancers, big screen tv's etc.. someone should throw a part there like STAT..

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:51:18 -0500

Thats right Xtreme will be OFFICIALLY back on the map. Come out for the GRAND OPENING with 2 dollar drinks all night plus that 1 dollar MYSTERY DRINK we all know & love. And dont forget the 100 dollar sexiest lingerie contest. So break out the jamas,lingerie, WHATEVER you late night creep in & come join the party Thursday night as Dj Knuckles throws down the hottest in hip hop & breaks in the area. Its gonna be OFF THE CHAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:30:10 -0500

Whoeva requested DJ Scrub - Git Ya Mind Rite definitly b knowin! Thats my all time favorite DJ Scrub song! Right on 2 whoeva it wuz!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:34:10 -0500

Yo people...yeah its me again! Make sure ya'll tune in 9 - 11pm for ma boy DJ Sprokets Wed. night BANG!! BANG BITCHES! Ya erd!!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:03:06 -0500

Man...fa everybody that missed Sprokets Wed. Night Bang...sorry fa ya'll bad luck again!! Ya'll missed I think 1 of his best shows! He went ALL Sproket tha 1st hour!! Me & Christie b knowin! We didnt miss a beat ya herd!!!!!!!!

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:10:16 -0500

Oh yeah...I forgot to brag! I GOTTA SHOUT OUT!! SURE DID!!! Sproket , ma boy, gave me a shout out! HAHAHAHAHA! Dont hate!! Hehehehe!

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ctufts0917@nospam.com (Christie!!!) — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:19:02 -0500

Sorry to everyone that missed sproket's show Wed. night ...

it was the best one yet!!!

Alllllll Sproket!!!

Well hope to see ya'll next Wed. night ..

Disco Chic and I Definately be knowin !!
Don't miss it ! Sproket ( Wednesday nights 9-11)

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:22:00 -0500

Lets see what yall think about this hmmm since I just thought of it and not seen anywhere before...

Sooooooo...WHy not have a few games involving "what brought us all the GR in the first place" - THE MUSIC

Object of this game - You must take the post above yours and use (one or more) of the words to get a title of a (new) song. You DO NOT have to put artist if you do not know it BUT if you do, may help if we run outta tunes or someone gets stuck then could use the artist for a fresh start...but only in emergencies lmao!!

Example: My song would be ------ Mon A Q - Feel The Rhythm

Then you could say ----------------Sonique - Feels So Good
OR
You could say ----------------------Agent-K & Deuce - Rock To The Rhythm

Only Rule - You can not use articles such as "A, An, and The" for your connector word...hope this makes sence to you all...lol

Since I have three (3) tunes listed above....next......

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diamondcam21@nospam.com (Righteous James) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:28:31 -0500

My latest single As We Rise has released on Beatport.com!!!!!

www.beatport.com

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djrigid@nospam.com (DjRigid) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:05:54 -0500

Pick up some new funk breakbeat jams at any digital store...
Dj Rigid

www.clubtunesonline.com

www.monstertunes.net

www.beatport.com

www.beatsmack.com

www.beatsdigital.com/rigiddigital

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dj_sno@nospam.com (DJ Sno) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:41:02 -0500

Im inviting everyone to the Longhorn afterhours to celebrate my birthday with me......starting at 1am live on 107.9 til 3am ......we pour the alcohol til 4am and stay till you get ready to leave.....
DJ Flash, 1-11, and DJ Ol Skool are just a few of the guest DJ's coming to jam with me......see ya there....

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:07:21 -0500

Are you just discovering Gremlin Radio? New Member? Welcome to the site !!! There is so much to do here and the possiblities are endless. Everyone loves the music here and as you will find out, this site is very energizing. So come on in and enjoy the fellowship. Spread the word, and help unite the world of music lovers. Also feel free to tell the country, state, or city your in. How did you hear about this kick azz site?

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djrigid@nospam.com (DjRigid) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:56:04 -0500

I would love if u guys and gals could vote for me to play sunset 07 would be a great time fosho... if any of you could help would be greatly appreciated...

ty

not sure if this is the place for this post but it is an event that is going on so i just put it here...

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boy9004@nospam.com (DJ Boy) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:46:22 -0500

The problem i am seeing is if i try to change the search from 25 per page to 100 i get a "404 error page no found" that shows up or if i type in the Search for example " It's a fine day" instead of searching it gives me the same error. Let me know soon as this is fixed. Thanks

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:52:55 -0500

Are you a Dj / Producer ? Tell us about yourself. People need your music and you need to be here. Enough said.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:28:22 -0500

What are you most looking forward to seeing???

Ummm not sure bout yall but dammit I am psyched over all the new shows on TV and of course my favorites that are returning....

CW has a new show called Gossip Girl...OMG awesome!! For those of you who were, like me, and hooked on OC...when it was good lol!! The writers from OC are doing this show and damn is it full of drama, and they wasted no time gettin to it...lol Gossip Girl debuted last Wednesday right before ANTM (America's Next Top Model) and reairs on Sundays...so if ya miss it Wednesday, ya can catch it on Sundays lol!! BTW, America's Next Top Model will be killer this year too! They have the usual...a shy one, a bitchy one, blah blah blah but ya know!!! Check em out....

Oh yea...what will be your newest guilty pleasure this year and what are your favs that are returning??? Hugzz

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:56:42 -0500

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:40:24 -0500

A Koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"

So the koala looked down at him and said,

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit, dude.....
How much water did you drink?

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tcagle77@nospam.com (tcagle77) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:44:50 -0500

I can't remember the name of this song for anything. It used to get played back in the A/FX days. "Burn" is all i remember from it, although it almost sounded like they were saying Bird bird birddd

Anyone have any clue?

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:40:44 -0500

Yo people...yeah its me again! Make sure ya'll tune in 9 - 11pm for ma boy DJ Sprokets Wed. night BANG!! BANG BITCHES! Ya erd!!

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tdunn2@nospam.com (Tim) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:25:16 -0500

Looking for spot to d/l this from?

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:38:53 -0500

Since we all have some sort of an inside joke about her, I wanted yall to know if you haven't already heard:

Hammond Daily Star newspaper
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:18 AM CDT

A one-vehicle traffic accident claimed the life of 25-year-old Ashley Perrin of Ponchatoula Tuesday afternoon.

Perrin, of 525 Kathleen St., died on the Interstate 55 Southeast Service Road in Ponchatoula. Police Lt. Raymond Mauterer said the accident happened about 2:30 p.m.

She was alone in a mini van when it hit the guard rail while traveling north on the service road. The roadway showed no skid marks, Mauterer said, and the cause of the accident is unknown at this time.

She was ejected from the vehicle and was dead at the scene, Mauterer said.

Drugs or alcohol are not suspected, he said.

Perrin is the daughter of Marguerite Perrin, who gained national recognition for her role in the Fox television series "Trading Spouses."

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:04:42 -0500

New demo by Dejay Buddha

New Demo by yours truly

new collabo demo by myself AND Dejay Buddha (if you can believe that)

stay tuned to this thread for @$#% we hope you like.

I know it's kinda stupid posting about some @$#% you're gonna do and haven't yet, but i wanted to start a new thread.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:38:28 -0500

What was the first song you ever played on a jukebox, where? and how old were you? If you can remember...

Kiss - I Was Made For Loving You
A bowling alley in Laurenberg, North Carolina
Age 6

If I'm the only one who remembers something like that I'm gonna feel like a freak.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:44:20 -0500

Help us keep Escapades Alive!! Show your Love

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coryburdick@nospam.com (coryburdick) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:21:12 -0500

When will the downloads be available?

Thanks!

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:04:08 -0500

dj hektic in laplace at new orleans original daiquiris.

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:06:56 -0500

i just noticed that this is my 100th post

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:30:50 -0500

I just had to comment on the DJ Ghost show last Friday afternoon. It was freakinâ€™ awesome from beginning to end! I was unable to function at work while the show was on and especially loved the Chemical Beats and Window in the Sky. Thanks Ghost, for the great show and I hope you do more like that one!

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:57:08 -0500

Me and Samantha went to a certain little shop a few weeknds ago, and little did we know they aslo head some old records for sale. Well after about an hour of sitting on the floor going through them I came away with the following:
1. No Promises (Club Mix) - Icehouse
2. Madame Butterfly - Malcolm Mclaren
3. It's My Life - Talk Talk
4. Nemesis - Shriekback

My total for all this was about 34 dollars. Alot of you veteran dj's understand what kind of find this was. It was really cool.

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lsudickinson@nospam.com (DJ WAVE) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:19:07 -0500

FRIDAY OCT. 26, RAXX WILL BE HOSTING THE AREAS HOTTEST COSTUME CONTEST. CASH PRIZES:
$1000.00=MOST ORIGINAL
$1000.00=SEXIEST
$200.00=SECOND PLACE
DJ WAVE (GUY)
DJ WAXX
DJ SAVVY
THESE DJ'S WILL BE PLAYING ALL YOUR FAVORITE DANCE MUSIC
ALL NIGHT LONG (BREAKS, BOOTY, FREESTYLE, WHATEVER ELSE
YOU WANT TO JAM TO) PARTY STARTS AT 9 ENDS AT 2.
COME OUT AND JAM. SATURDAY, CAGE FIGHTING LIVE
AT RAXX. COME ENJOY!!!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:14:05 -0500

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:37:33 -0500

I'll start by posting a pic

Then I will tell the person below me what to find a picture of

And so on.........

For example:

My pic to start the game will be: found a picture of a record player

Now YOU find a picture of Mr. Potato Head

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trunnels@nospam.com (Tomorleans) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:26:54 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kndNAG-k37g

???????

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:53:49 -0500

Four 17 by 7 inch rims with brand-new tires on them.

tires are from the tire rack and have thier tire protection program, which basically means if you blow one up, send it back and they'll send you a new one.

Rims are 4 by 100 lug pattern which means they'll fit a civic or an integra or any other car with a 4 by 100 lug pattern.

Tires are Nitto Neo gens, 215/45/17's

pm or email for price or more details.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:32:09 -0500

1. Kiss
2. Def Leppard
3. Heart

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:05:10 -0500

i just want some opinions on this. i can borrow about half of the money that is in my 401k plan. i want to pay off all my debt, that way instead of having multiple notes i have just one note, and i can cut my car insurance in half. i looked into it and it seems like i'll make money b/c i get the intrest as well when i pay it back. so what does gremlin radio think i should do.

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:36:20 -0500

i know that it is hard to catch music videos, but how about we post what music video we like and why. mine would be nickleback's rockstar. i like it b/c their are a lot of people in the video singing the song. so what is your favorite music video and why.

peace
paul

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trunnels@nospam.com (Tomorleans) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:24:57 -0500

I'll be in the RV park. Spot 311 ftw..;)

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djgremlin@nospam.com (Kipp) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:03:28 -0500

Can anyone tell me anything about the new club Mako's in Baton Rouge? I am thinking of checking it out tonight.

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timothyjade@nospam.com (teejae) — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 13:34:04 -0500

Does anyone know which club is gonna be the best for halloween night or the weekend before??

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:54:44 -0500

Starting this monday night and many many Mondays from now on, it's Peaz and Beetz with Dj Buddha and SupermanCory. To hell with monday night football, for some real entertainment, be sure to check us out from 8-10. Central time zone, of course.

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cricketbreaks@nospam.com (Cricket Breaks) — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:36:35 -0500

Its Coming Nov. 3 At The HANGAR

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:06:36 -0500

Havent got all the party details yrt but i assure you its gonna be BIIIIIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be sure & come see Richie Rich throw it down like a NASTY DUNK.........................gonna be a perty you DONT wanna miss

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:10:07 -0500

Be sure & come out & see DOI do his thing..............gonna be a fun time cause the man knows how to MOVE the dancefloor

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:01:17 -0500

dj slim brady will be playing at new orleans original daiquiris in laplace, along side resident djs b, champagne, and static. after party at escapades.

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jurassiconlcs@nospam.com (Jurassic) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:14:49 -0500

I know Knuckles threw this together but I think some of you here will like this little mix.

It's some new....some old skool thrown in....Amber & Samantha you are gonna love this mix!

Some booty shaken music for the masses!!

DJ Knuckles - Kaotic <~~click link

I hope Knuckles doesn't mind...

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:55:16 -0500

If you have a few mins... Check out this vid..... About 5:20
into it they show Shy Brothers and this track starts to play...

Its the very last trak on the vid....

If you happend to know what it is PLEASE send me a message
and let me know!!!

THANKS EVERYONE!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKkHdiA0cRw

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:32:31 -0500

So are you willing to admit how lame you are........?

I am.....

I AM SO LAME.....
That I have three tabs open and they are all gramlinradio
the first tab is the forums
the second is what playin list
the third is the chatbox

THATS HOW LAME I ARE PEOPLE........

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:27:57 -0500

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diamondcam21@nospam.com (Righteous James) — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:00:28 -0500

This year DJ Mag has been appalled and disgusted to discover suspicious voting irregularities in their Top 100 DJs poll. For the first time ever, now that DJmag is wholly independent again, the votes in this yearâ€™s poll have been collated in-house, and while in previous years weâ€™ve relied on technology to weed out suspect votes, this year itâ€™s been proved that thereâ€™s nothing more effective than the naked eye.

With 345,000 votes cast by email, publisher James Robertson has spent a ridiculous number of man-hours going through each vote. His discoveries have resulted in several DJs being disqualified from this yearâ€™s poll.

Roberston explained: "This year, I made a decision to investigate votes where the same IP address appeared over 50 times for the same person. The chances of the same person getting voted for by 50 different computers each having been allocated the same IP address within a week would be billions to one." The biggest DJs at the centre of our investigation were US stars Christopher Lawrence and DJ Dan. Both shared the same marketing manager.

"In both their cases, a script was used to bypass our security system," said Roberston. "Not only did we get multiple votes from the same IP address, but we got multiple votes from multiple IP addresses â€” in other words, we received in excess of 50 votes from the same IP address on over 20 occasions. Both Lawrence and Dan vehemently denied any involvement in vote rigging. "I take this matter very seriously," said DJ Dan. "My assistant and I confronted my former marketing manager via telephone. He strongly denied any wrongdoing, but had no credible explanation for the improper voting. Christopher Lawrence, who used the same marketing person this year, reported similar voting problems. When I discovered the common link was our marketing person, I immediately terminated him." Lawrence's lawyer Kent Liu said: "My clients are willing to declare under oath that they themselves did not purchase or use a script, nor did they instruct any person in their employ to do so.

"Chinese cheat DJ Tiesmi admitted paying cash for votes. "Tiesmi explained to me that it cost 4000 Yuan (Â£260) for 100,000 votes. He had paid a software engineer to create a script to by-pass our security code," said Roberston. "However, it became apparent very quickly that Tiesmi was cheating when he raced to the No.1 spot within hours of the voting starting. "His friend Yutise, who seemed to appear on the same bill as Tiesmi, as the second DJ, was also investigated. He explained that it was not him cheating, but his crazed fans who he had no control over," said Robertson. "It's funny though that the world's biggest DJs, like PvD and TiÃ«sto, don't seem to have such problems."

More voting irregularities surround the Flash Brothers from Israel â€” we detected over 1300 votes from the same IP address. They blamed "friends and family". In a statement to DJmag, they said: "It appears that some of our friends and family simply wanted to surprise us at all costs and help our cause. We certainly do not condone such behaviour. We feel very distraught about this whole affair. We accept full responsibility for this affair but are quite adamant it boils down to sheer stupidity and oversight." Hong Kong DJ Erick Junior has been dubbed "the fastest cheat in the East" after a four-day avalanche of votes saw him shoot to third position in the poll. Like the others, he has been disqualified.

DJmag Editor Lesley Wright commented: "It's outrageous that DJs should attempt to cheat. It shows a blatant disregard for the Top 100 poll, for DJ Magazine and, most importantly, for their fellow DJs. Shame on them."

http://www.tracklists.ca/?p=news&id=533

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:13:05 -0500

From Eden Pontz
CNN

(CNN) -- Police have taken into custody a 14-year-old boy who is suspected of planning a "Columbine" type event at a Pennsylvania high school, a police spokesman said.

Police took a 14-year-old boy into custody after a search of his home turned up dozens of weapons.

Police in Plymouth Township near Philadelphia took the boy into custody after a search of his home turned up a number of weapons, including a 9 mm rifle with a laser scope and dozens of air guns, said Deputy Chief Joe Lawrence.

Police also found an operational hand grenade, three other hand grenades in the process of construction, bomb-making equipment, manuals and 30 powered weapons that fire BBs.

The boy's mother bought the rifle for him several weeks ago at a gun show, police said. No ammunition was found for the rifle.

The grenades were made with plastic casings that authorities believe the boy bought on the Internet, Lawrence said. The operational hand grenades included black powder, BBs and a fuse believed used in fireworks.

Lawrence said police are also investigating whether the boy's mother bought him black powder used in the grenades.

The boy was making the grenades in his bedroom, he said.

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Cleveland school shootings
In addition to the weapons, authorities found a hand-painted @$#% flag and a video about the Columbine shootings, District Attorney Bruce Castor said. Watch Castor explain why he is 'very upset' with the parents Â»

"It is my judgment that this individual considered that something to be glorified and was doing so," he said.

Two students opened fire at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado, on April 20, 1999. They killed 13 people and wounded 23 others before killing themselves.

The 14-year-old is expected to appear in juvenile court Friday to face charges that could include making terroristic threats, criminal solicitation, weapons possession, and possession and manufacturing of weapons of mass destruction, police said.

If he's found delinquent, he could face jail time and counseling.

The boy's mother and father may face criminal charges pending an investigation, police said.

"I don't see any evidence that leads me to conclude that she knew that this attack was planned or anything of that nature," Castor told "Anderson Cooper 360."

But he said he thinks charges against the mother are likely. "I think you have a parent who has fallen down on the job in supervising the child, perhaps indulgent on the child because she knows he has issues."

Police acted on a tip they received at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday from a Plymouth Whitemarsh High School student and his father, school officials said. The 14-year-old was taken into custody at his home about 10 p.m.

"The boy who gave the tip was one who was trying to be recruited," Castor added. "He was a friend of the boy in the loosest terms."

Officials said they think the tip was prompted by Wednesday's shooting at a school in Cleveland, Ohio.

"We have no information at this point that leads us to think this is other than an isolated individual who was trying to recruit others to help," Castor said.

School officials said the boy is not a student at the school.

"This was a youth in the community who has not been enrolled in school since spring of 2006," according to Dave Sherman, spokesman for Plymouth Whitemarsh High School.

The school has an enrollment of 1,591 students in grades nine through 12. No classes are being canceled because of the incident, school officials said Thursday.

Plymouth Township is about 15 miles northwest of Philadelphia. E-mail to a friend

CNN's Caleb Silver, Catherine Clifford and Diana Miller contributed to this report.

All About Columbine High School â€¢ School Shootings â€¢ Pennsylvania

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/11/student.arsenal/index.html

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ebeatfll@nospam.com (Hutch) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:30:32 -0500

Ok tickets for what has been notoriously known as tha largest rave (if you can even call it that anymore) in tha country will be goin on sale this week... They have not announced what weekend it is goin ta be, but judgin by past Ultras, it should be tha last one in March. They are just weekend tickets fer now, and if its like last year, im personally juss goin ta wait for tha single day tickets, considerin its not just a drive for me anymore...

With that said, this is a large opportunity for us Grems ta meet up, nationally and internationally (yeah im talkin ta you Canada), ta have anywhere between an "aight" time to a "what tha hell happened last night and where iz mah shoes?" time, together, as well as represent GR.

And with that other thing said, lets get organized!!! Im talkin hotel stays and transportation. Lets see if we can rent an entire floor at a hotel, if there are that many of us, and get some safe and sober transportation to and from the event. I know its early, but we gotta start some time, howz bout now...

Lets start by findin out who is interested, so we can get a rough headcount, here are the rules...

1. Reply to this thread copying tha list from the previous reply and adding yer name to tha list, also put a percentage next to yer name on tha chance you'll be there.
2. If ya need to modify yer percentage or remove yer name completely at any time, reply to this thread copying tha list from tha previous replier and doin so.
3. Spread tha word, referring yer fellow Grems to this forum ta add themselves, or if ya need ta add a friend that isnt on GR, do so.

This way we can getta runnin headcount and an idea of what kinda deals we can look for thru hotels and shuttles in Miami. Ill prolly juss let this run on for a bit ta let tha word spread and build up a bit before checkin hotels... so put tha word out...

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:41 -0500

What are your plans for the weekend?

I am taking it easy Friday night and doing a little bit of stuff around the house.
Saturday, I'm going to the Funny Bone and Triple A with some of the bestest people around these parts and then we may check out Mako's.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:05:59 -0500

Come out & get the best BBQ around & 2 DOLLAR drinks ALL NIGHT LONG !!!! And dont forget Dj Knuckles will be throwing down the areas best in hip hop, E hop & breaks. Come out & party with us.................

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:50:03 -0500

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with al l those flies and
death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become < /I>
spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body"
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward .

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
--A congressional candidate in Texas .

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

And .

"We are ready for an un foreseen event that
may or may not occur."
-- Al Gore, VP

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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

-- Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor .

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President

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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:31:55 -0500

SOrry, i tried to put it on here, but i cant get it to work. Its on my Myspace page @
www.myspace.com/liquidatescapades

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:51:24 -0500

Facts about drinkin water and wine

Some of you have lately been critical of my choice of wine over water. OK perhaps its time to let you in on a little secret. Keep this in mind next time your choice is Evian or Johnny Walker Blueâ€¦â€¦.. or Screaming Eagle orâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.Bombay Sapphire orâ€¦â€¦..whatever your liquor of choice.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of @$#%.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:58:56 -0500

Add your name to the bottom of this bulletin saying how you met the person above you. This can get very interesting...

Pinkfuzzystars - I am first !!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:01:01 -0500

A Lesson in Life

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere.
If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to.

If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.

Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.

Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.

You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it.

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:04:25 -0500

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:29:25 -0500

Coming soon to a office near you....

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deejaydevilonice@nospam.com (DJ Devil on Ice) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:07:34 -0500

Thats Right tonight on KSMB 94.5 I will be Mixing Live from the Longhorn. Check out my my space page for more details on the show. www.myspace.com/deejaydevilonice

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djnikkofb@nospam.com (DJNikko) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:07:42 -0500

Its called TRANSFORMAZ, I based it off the new hit film go figure Transfromers 2007, I posted it on . If Your a Serious DJ, and Like the track and want a copy just let me know, I'm white and I like to share...

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baka_the_best@nospam.com (lassie c&steal) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:22:32 -0500

r.i.p. "Party 'Artie'" of Houma. see ya when i see ya brah!

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:42:59 -0500

1. Ohio State
2. South Florida
3. Boston College
4. LSU
5. Oklahoma
6. South Carolina
7. Kentucky
8. Arizona State
9. West Virginia
10. Oregon
11. Virginia Tech
12. California
13. Kansas
14. USC
15. Florida
16. Missouri
17. Auburn
18. Hawaii
19. Virginia
20. Georgia
21. Tennessee
22. Texas
23. Cincinnati
24. Texas Tech
25. Michigan

the bcs standings

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:19:12 -0500

I am trying to get in touch with DJ Atomic (Adam Pasqua). If anyone knows how to reach him , have him call me at : 877-660-9292.
Thanks ,
Pail

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:08:36 -0500

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off, now...cause this is the last stop!

And, 'All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train... cause we're going down the tracks.' The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again, soon.' She heard her little darling continue, 'For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:38:10 -0500

Dont get me worng I love breaks.... But Im also really into Jungle....

I just added a sweet trak to my page.. check it out if ur into it...

http://www.myspace.com/jess8279

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:14:15 -0500

this saturday let your voice be heard by casting a vote. so please get out and vote. lets get the right perosn working for us.

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:38:22 -0500

What is everyone doing for halloween?
I have not seen hardly any flyers for events this year and I have only been contacted to play 1 and it's not even in town. Ussually this is a huge event and we have trouble deciding where to go.

ppl just not in the mood this year- or wHAT??

p.s. I love Halloween! I love trick-or-treating and wearing funny/scary costumes! The best part is going with your friends! Plus, free candy! Carving pumpkins is also great fun!

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:50:57 -0500

Producers and music makers of any level. What do you like doing and what do you dread doing?

For me, it's making beats, noises and engineering them to sound the best I can together. For this I use a combination of Samples, Fruity loops, Acid, Sound Forge and Wave Lab effects and techniques. It is the creative process. I do not mind recording and editing vocals and lyrics but not my fav. and I absolutely dread mix down time and final compression. It's time consuming and takes patience -which I donâ€™t have a lot for in this part of a track or remix.

Please check out some of my work @
www.myspace.com/djtylerdurden
www.reverbnation.com/tylerdurden
and right here on Gremlin Radio!

Please post wereI can find your tracks as well!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:42:31 -0500

Only a person in Oklahoma could think of this...

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tulsa,Oklahoma after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sheriffs office. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:55:57 -0500

> > THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN
> > ECONOMY CLASS
> > GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND
> > SITS DOWN.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO
> > SEE HER TICKET.
> > SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
> > CLASS AND THAT SHE
> > WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON
> > AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
> > THE PILOT AND
> > THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST
> > CLASS THAT BELONGS
> > IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE TO EXPLAIN THAT
> > BECAUSE SHE
> > ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND
> > RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> > GOING TO HOUSTON
> > AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
> > HAVE THE POLICE
> > WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN
> > WHO WON'T LISTEN
> > TO REASON.
> >
> > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
> > HANDLE THIS. I'M
> > MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
> >
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
> > AND SHE SAYS,
> > "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO
> > HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
> > ASKED HIM WHAT HE
> > SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> >
> > I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:20:16 -0500

PLEASE DO TELL!! Hehe

I am going to be at AAA and going as Lita Ford!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:40:12 -0500

Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim
Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such
a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear
out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself
as a little "dust"
cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you
put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker:....

"It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:46:03 -0500

And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Have a wonderful day !

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when yo u finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sea rs makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt, then call me over

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:17:28 -0500

THE ZEN OF SARCASM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:18:33 -0500

Divorce Letter

Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

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allskate50@nospam.com (dj lynch) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:48:53 -0500

Tomorrow night at Seville Quarter, DJ Trashy, DJ Doc Roc, DJ DMIXX, DJ Lynch.... Come party w us!

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trunnels@nospam.com (Tomorleans) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:31:18 -0500

rain snow or shine. They keep me rockin! On Fridays and the weekend, and even during the weekday. When I feel like getting in the party mood. I tune in to the site. Always good @$#% on.. thanks guys and gals.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:35:43 -0500

I was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. The police man approached the driverâ€™s door and I asked, â€œIs there a problem Officer?â€

The policeman said, â€œSir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?â€

I responded, â€œIâ€™d give it to you but I donâ€™t have one.â€

â€œYou donâ€™t have one?â€

â€œI lost it four times for drunk driving.â€

The policeman was shocked. â€œI see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?â€

â€œIâ€™m sorry, I canâ€™t do that.â€

The policeman said, â€œWhy not?â€

â€œI stole this car.â€

â€œStole it?â€

â€œYes, and I killed the owner.â€

At this point the officer was getting stressed. â€œYou what!?â€

â€œSheâ€™s in the trunk if you want to see.â€

The officer slowly backed away to his car and called for back up. Within minutes, five police cars showed up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer said â€œSir, could you step out of your vehicle please!â€

I stepped out and asked, â€œIs there a problem Officer?â€

The officer responded, â€œYes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?â€

I opened the trunk, revealing nothing but an old boot.

The officer said, â€œIs this your car sir?â€

I replied, â€œYes,â€ and handed over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, was quite stunned.

â€œOne of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.â€

I dug in my pocket and handed my wallet to the officer.

The officer opened the wallet and examined the license. He looked quite puzzled. â€œThank you sir, one of my officers told me you didnâ€™t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.â€

I replied, â€œI bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!â€

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:28:35 -0500

Did you get an email claiming that your cell phone is about to be assaulted by telemarketing calls because of a new cell phone number database? Those claims are not true. In fact, federal law prohibits telemarketers from using automated dialers to call cell phones. You may place your personal cell phone number on the National Do Not Call Registry, but there is generally no reason to do so. For more information, see the FTC's press release "The Truth about Cell Phones and the Do Not Call Registry".

http://www.donotcall.gov
http://www.ftc.gov/

Just go to the donotcall.gov and register. Its good for 5 yrs.

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madchiller2003@nospam.com (madchiller2003) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:52:31 -0500

I AM TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD DJ ARK'S NEW PROMO MIX----> " DEEP DOWN SOUTH " . I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE LINKS POSTED... IF ANYONE KNOW'S PLZ HIT ME UP. THANX

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jurassiconlcs@nospam.com (Jurassic) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:11:22 -0500

You peeps might find this one just a little bit entertaining... he he he

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G7KCKCNI <~~Click link!!

I like this one Knuckles....good job....

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:35:46 -0500

As we all know our hunnie, Chance, is our Halloween baby.
We are going to be celebrating her birthday this Saturday, the 27th at Triple A in Baton Rouge.
So get yourself a costume and come out to have few drinks and dance the night away with us!
There's never a dull moment with this bunch!

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:12:18 -0500

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:50:27 -0500

Thats right the site is back. Gonna take a few days to get it in tune. BUT WE ARE BACK (yeah yeah I know what happened) Love to see you guys make it one of your stopping points again. BUT DONT EVER FORGET GREMLIn....................they be's the @$#% hahahahahahahahahaha (LOVE YOU GUYS)

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liltampajoe@nospam.com (LiL tAmPaJoE) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:49:59 -0500

Hey Black holla @ ur boy... Phone not working?

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:48:18 -0500

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<param name='allowNetworking' value='internal' />
<param name='movie' value='http://i58.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/j02davis/BlindDate.flv' />
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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:15:41 -0500

The Value of a Good Drink
>
>
> "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
> I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
> about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
> and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
> of work and their dreams would be shattered.
> Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine
and
let their
> dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> ~ Jack Handy
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell
> happened to your bra and panties
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
> wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
> going to feel all day. "
> ~Frank Sinatra
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

> ~ Henny Youngman
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think
not."
> ~ Stephen Wright
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you
can sing .
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
> we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
> When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
> get drunk and go to heaven!"
> ~ Brian O'Rourke
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
> ~ Benjamin Franklin
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a fool.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Without question, the greatest invention in the
> history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
> wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
> not go nearly as well with pizza."
> ~ Dave Barry
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your
friends over and over again that you love them.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
Salvation
in a can!
> ~Dave Howell
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,
of
Cheers.
> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
> Here's how it went:
> "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can
only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are

> whispering when you are not
>

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:05:59 -0500

new name to the game BaseKreator

www.myspace.com/basekreator

be c-n ya in chat ez

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:21:37 -0500

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:27:14 -0500

with afterhours party @\

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:40:59 -0500

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jurassiconlcs@nospam.com (Jurassic) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:58:11 -0500

This is a BIG heads up!!!

If you have ever applied for or received financial aid in the state of
Louisiana, It is very likely that your personal information has been
compromised. This is a very serious issue, but very simple to check
for. Please goto the URL below, fill in the information, if your
information has been leaked it will provide you with detailed
instructions of what you can do to protect yourself.

https://osfantweb.osfa.state.la.us/Notice.nsf/

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trunnels@nospam.com (Tomorleans) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:41:38 -0500

Is gremlin radio still broadcasting a stream from that event. Why the hell don't I see that event posted up any where on here?

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:36:14 -0500

and this what happened.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

(Well, my job is done .....Your turn)

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liltampajoe@nospam.com (LiL tAmPaJoE) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:46:16 -0500

If you live in the Bay area you probably already know about this event so see you there...For those who don't you have to ck this one out,it's going to be a crazy display of muzik and lights so don't miss out or you might live to regret it!!!

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:29:53 -0500

Top 5 favorate horror movies:
1. The Exorcist
2. Amityville 2
3. The Shining
4. The Omen (The original)
5. Rosemary's Baby

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djgremlin@nospam.com (Kipp) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:31:53 -0500

It's simple, just contact an Admin or use the contact form and request your state you want to be added if it does not already exist. We will create it and you can post your heart out about your club/event etc.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:22:17 -0500

The explanation of life

When God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog
said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for
twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said:
"That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

Finally, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grand-children. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

HUGZZZ

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:49:50 -0500

This is a longtime friend and a great dj/ producer talent -check him out if you can.

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:52:40 -0500

now music by resident dj MONDO!

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:01:07 -0500

Lets chill! -This is a great place to hang and knock back a few.
Some dace -mostly Miami and lounge house night but I promoise to live-n it up with some ardcore, old skool and blow-up / energy tracks.

more info @
http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=380599.66296

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:03:00 -0500

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:04:43 -0500

Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!

A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance
much?'

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.' You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:06:41 -0500

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . .you explain the kids."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:52:06 -0500

Sorry, my goober butt accidentally deleted the thread. Thats what i get for playing with buttons. haha
We had over 200 views and 3 pages of posts...

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allskate50@nospam.com (dj lynch) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:55:02 -0500

Come out and support!! 3 Bad Brothaz and DJ Lynch - Halloween Night, Honeys Pool Parlor in Gretna LA and then Thursday November 1 at the Cricket Club (formerly the Red Room) in N.O.

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allskate50@nospam.com (dj lynch) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:57:35 -0500

Tonight on the Live Wire Radio Show, DJ Lynch is gonna be playing all the old school vocal breaks jams of the past few years... TUNE IN AT 9pm

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baka_the_best@nospam.com (lassie c&steal) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:47:29 -0500

yo Hutch, before they took away "my CIA toys", i noticed U were from OC, Cali. Hope dat aint too close to those fires mane. Anyway, be safe & all.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:55:25 -0500

Good times for all.. Bring a can of food to help feed the hungry and get a buck off your entry fee..

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:29:40 -0500

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the sh)(*@!t out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween!!!

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:43:36 -0500

Free download for everyone!!!!

This is our first release..
14-9'er
lo-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5909748&q=lo
hi-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5909748&q=hi

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:03:54 -0500

ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR SOME OF THE MOST BAD ASS BREAKS EVER HEARD???

Get ready people...this is the party you don't want to miss!! Breaks thrown down like you've never heard.... All in one night!!! Experience three of the SiCkeSt BreakBeat Dj's as they throw it on you All Night Long!! The fun doesn't end till the last one walks out!!!!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:19:55 -0500

If youre in the mood for a little Drum and Bass...

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:43:48 -0500

This one will be worth the 2 hour drive!!! This event is featuring 6 of Oklahomas own DJ's. Over 85 DJ's in all... So do you think you're ready?

These pics are from the 1st Treminal Groove party...

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:53:48 -0500

For info on Templ..

http://www.templlounge.com/

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:54:17 -0500

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:14 -0500

That's right people, avoid all that city traffic and make a short drive out to Gonzales to catch Trey Stafford, Ripley, & Trub throw down!

If you are one of the first 10 people to show up and holla, you get a free drink!

See ya there!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:23:13 -0500

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. "

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't
be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Lord, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it
on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket
the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT
UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."

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djnikkofb@nospam.com (DJNikko) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:02:05 -0500

I have this site setup for myself, its easy and free. http://djnikko.fuzz.com, thats mine but you can get yours at www.fuzz.com

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:00:07 -0500

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba with
them two assholes.."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:13:26 -0500

Ummm yea...does anyone know of any Halloween parties for Wednesday...wasnt able to make it out last night..sorry to those who expected me but anyway..@$#% happens and looking for a party to wear my damn costume to...lol

So, if yall know anything lemme know...cuz im offa work Thursday and would hate to have spent the money and didnt wear it hehe hugzzz

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:24:13 -0500

I found this very interesting!! Hugzz

Media myths about the Jena 6
A local journalist tells the story you havenâ€™t heard.
By Craig Franklin

Jena, La.

By now, almost everyone in America has heard of Jena, La., because theyâ€™ve all heard the story of the â€œJena 6.â€ White students hanging nooses barely punished, a schoolyard fight, excessive punishment for the six black attackers, racist local officials, public outrage and protests â€“ the outside media made sure everyone knew the basics.

Thereâ€™s just one problem: The media got most of the basics wrong. In fact, I have never before witnessed such a disgrace in professional journalism. Myths replaced facts, and journalists abdicated their solemn duty to investigate every claim because they were seduced by a powerfully appealing but false narrative of racial injustice.

I should know. I live in Jena. My wife has taught at Jena High School for many years. And most important, I am probably the only reporter who has covered these events from the very beginning.

The reason the Jena cases have been propelled into the world spotlight is two-fold: First, because local officials did not speak publicly early on about the true events of the past year, the media simply formed their stories based on one-sideâ€™s statements â€“ the Jena 6. Second, the media were downright lazy in their efforts to find the truth. Often, they simply reported what theyâ€™d read on blogs, which expressed only one side of the issue.

The real story of Jena and the Jena 6 is quite different from what the national media presented. Itâ€™s time to set the record straight.

Myth 1: The Whites-Only Tree. There has never been a â€œwhites-onlyâ€ tree at Jena High School. Students of all races sat underneath this tree. When a student asked during an assembly at the start of school last year if anyone could sit under the tree, it evoked laughter from everyone present â€“ blacks and whites. As reported by students in the assembly, the question was asked to make a joke and to drag out the assembly and avoid class.

Myth 2: Nooses a Signal to Black Students. An investigation by school officials, police, and an FBI agent revealed the true motivation behind the placing of two nooses in the tree the day after the assembly. According to the expulsion committee, the crudely constructed nooses were not aimed at black students. Instead, they were understood to be a prank by three white students aimed at their fellow white friends, members of the school rodeo team. (The students apparently got the idea from watching episodes of â€œLonesome Dove.â€) The committee further concluded that the three young teens had no knowledge that nooses symbolize the terrible legacy of the lynchings of countless blacks in American history. When informed of this history by school officials, they became visibly remorseful because they had many black friends. Another myth concerns their punishment, which was not a three-day suspension, but rather nine days at an alternative facility followed by two weeks of in-school suspension, Saturday detentions, attendance at Discipline Court, and evaluation by licensed mental-health professionals. The students who hung the nooses have not publicly come forward to give their version of events.

Myth 3: Nooses Were a Hate Crime. Although many believe the three white students should have been prosecuted for a hate crime for hanging the nooses, the incident did not meet the legal criteria for a federal hate crime. It also did not meet the standard for Louisianaâ€™s hate-crime statute, and though widely condemned by all officials, there was no crime to charge the youths with.

Myth 4: DAâ€™s Threat to Black Students. When District Attorney Reed Walters spoke to Jena High students at an assembly in September, he did not tell black students that he could make their life miserable with â€œthe stroke of a pen.â€ Instead, according to Walters, â€œtwo or three girls, white girls, were chit-chatting on their cellphones or playing with their cellphones right in the middle of my dissertation. I got a little irritated at them and said, â€˜Pay attention to me. I am right now having to deal with an aggravated rape case where Iâ€™ve got to decide whether the death penalty applies or not.â€™ I said, â€˜Look, I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. With the stroke of a pen I can make your life miserable so I want you to call me before you do something stupid.â€™â€

Mr. Walters had been called to the assembly by police, who had been at the school earlier that day dealing with some students who were causing disturbances. Teachers and students have confirmed Waltersâ€™s version of events.

Myth 5: The Fair Barn Party Incident. On Dec. 1, 2006, a private party â€“ not an all-white party as reported â€“ was held at the local community center called the Fair Barn. Robert Bailey Jr., soon to be one of the Jena 6, came to the party with others seeking admittance.

When they were denied entrance by the renter of the facility, a white male named Justin Sloan (not a Jena High student) at the party attacked Bailey and hit him in the face with his fist. This is reported in witness statements to police, including the victim, Robert Bailey, Jr.

Months later, Bailey contended he was hit in the head with a beer bottle and required stitches. No medical records show this ever occurred. Mr. Sloan was prosecuted for simple battery, which according to Louisiana law, is the proper charge for hitting someone with a fist.

Myth 6: The â€œGotta-Goâ€ Grocery Incident. On Dec. 2, 2006, Bailey and two other black Jena High students were involved in an altercation at this local convenience store, stemming from the incident that occurred the night before. The three were accused by police of jumping a white man as he entered the store and stealing a shotgun from him. The two parties gave conflicting statements to police. However, two unrelated eye witnesses of the event gave statements that corresponded with that of the white male.

Myth 7: The Schoolyard Fight. The event on Dec. 4, 2006 was consistently labeled a â€œschoolyard fight.â€ But witnesses described something much more horrific. Several black students, including those now known as the Jena 6, barricaded an exit to the schoolâ€™s gym as they lay in wait for Justin Barker to exit. (It remains unclear why Mr. Barker was specifically targeted.)

When Barker tried to leave through another exit, court testimony indicates, he was hit from behind by Mychal Bell. Multiple witnesses confirmed that Barker was immediately knocked unconscious and lay on the floor defenseless as several other black students joined together to kick and stomp him, with most of the blows striking his head. Police speculate that the motivation for the attack was related to the racially charged fights that had occurred during the previous weekend.

Myth 8: The Attack Is Linked to the Nooses. Nowhere in any of the evidence, including statements by witnesses and defendants, is there any reference to the noose incident that occurred three months prior. This was confirmed by the United States attorney for the Western District of Louisiana, Donald Washington, on numerous occasions.

Myth 9: Mychal Bellâ€™s All-White Jury. While it is true that Mychal Bell was convicted as an adult by an all-white jury in June (a conviction that was later overturned with his case sent to juvenile court), the jury selection process was completely legal and withstood an investigation by the Justice Departmentâ€™s Civil Rights Division. Court officials insist that several black residents were summoned for jury duty, but did not appear.

Myth 10: Jena 6 as Model Youth. While some members were simply caught up in the moment, others had criminal records. Bell had at least four prior violent-crime arrests before the December attack, and was on probation during most of this year.

Myth 11: Jena Is One of the Most Racist Towns in America. Actually, Jena is a wonderful place to live for both whites and blacks. The mediaâ€™s distortion and outright lies concerning the case have given this rural Louisiana town a label it doesnâ€™t deserve.

Myth 12: Two Levels of Justice. Outside protesters were convinced that the prosecution of the Jena 6 was proof of a racially biased system of justice. But the US Justice Departmentâ€™s investigation found no evidence to support such a claim. In fact, the percentage of blacks and whites prosecuted matches the parishâ€™s population statistics.

These are just 12 of many myths that are portrayed as fact in the media concerning the Jena cases. (A more thorough review of all events can be found at www.thejenatimes.net â€“ click on Chronological Order of Events.)

As with the Duke Lacrosse case, the truth about Jena will eventually be known. But the town of Jena isnâ€™t expecting any apologies from the media. They will probably never admit their error and have already moved on to the next â€œbigâ€ story. Meanwhile in Jena, residents are getting back to their regular routines, where friends are friends regardless of race. Just as it has been all along.

â€¢ Craig Franklin is assistant editor of The Jena Times.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:37:24 -0500

Anyone ever heard of this??? This morning I received a pornographic msg (yea really) lol via text msg but its not from any number I know and I do not know anyone in New Jersy hahaha

I was like OMG...anyways just wanted to see if anyone heard of anything like this before or know how i can find out who the hell this is...arghhhh Damn world is full of freakin idiots...lmao

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mgorycki@nospam.com (DJ Go-Ricky) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:38:55 -0500

I miss all my friends there in la. I would like to come home....but only if I lose this job somehow. The people here are ok....just the music part here really sucks. The only place to listento techno at a club is in wilmington and it 2 clubs and both are GAY bars!!! LOL!!! Anyway just wanted to let everyone know here I love ya'll and miss ya!!!

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:22:29 -0500

Damaged (BaseKreator remix)
lo-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5919534&q=lo
hi-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5919534&q=hi

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:01:11 -0500

Florida and Oklahoma are off to a running start with theirs!
Awesome!
Keep postin peeps!

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:17:41 -0500

Thats right my boy is coming back to do his thing. You dont wanna miss this show....................gonna BRING THE HEAT !!!!!

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:21:38 -0500

The cat in the hat is gonna be live on the stage. If you havent seen my boy throw down the this is your chance. With over 20 years of experience rockin the dancefloor you know how he's gonna bring it

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:23:01 -0500

I know its not electronic music....................but hey the title speaks for itself

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:40:07 -0500

Associated Press (AP)
Baton Rouge
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Just minutes after a miraculous last-second touchdown to seal the victory against Auburn University Saturday night, LSU head football coach Les Miles announced that he would undergo a serious medical procedure Monday morning.

â€œI just got off the phone,â€ Miles said at a brief post-game news conference. â€œI canâ€™t put this operation off any longer. A lot is riding on it. This is something I have to do.â€
The operation Miles referred to is a procedure that may be instrumental in saving thousands of young American lives.

â€œWhat weâ€™re basically talking about here is removing one of Les Milesâ€™ seven massive testicles for research purposes,â€ U.S. Army surgeon Colonel Frank James said. â€œI mean, holy hell. Did you see that play at the end of the game? Holy crap. We donâ€™t know what his balls are made of, exactly, but the army needs to find out.â€

According to Miles, the Army first began lobbying him for a testicle donation after LSUâ€™s recent victory over Florida, in which Miles attempted a conversion on fourth down five times - and made every one. Miles was at first reluctant to part with one of his testicles, however, in the wake of LSUâ€™s thrilling victory, Miles says he could no longer refuse the Armyâ€™s plea. â€œItâ€™s for a great cause,â€ Miles said, while eating from a lunchbox with â€œTubervilleâ€ scrawled across the lid in magic marker. â€œI really donâ€™t think I can refuse.â€
In the Armyâ€˜s eyes, the outlook for research on Milesâ€˜ testicles is good. â€œI mean, sweet Christ.â€ Said Colonel James. â€œCan you imagine the Stryker brigade rolling through the streets of Baghdad in vehicles plated with Les Milesâ€™ balls? Talk about kickass.â€

Miles assured reporters that he will back at work Monday afternoon.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:42:32 -0500

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies,"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well , I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic."

"Ok" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.

"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and
I'm Jewish"

The nun says, "That's ok. My name is Mike and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:14:56 -0500

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,

"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your

mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the

father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he

asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past

your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I

heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if

I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no @$#% bike.

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nwebb99@nospam.com (Nate) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:32:00 -0500

now this is pretty badass

http://www.bleacherreport.com/articles/3172-European_Football-No_Place_Like_Home_The_10_Toughest_Venues_in_the_World

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:53:23 -0500

20 ways to keeping a healthy level of insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

Its Called ... therapy

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:17:59 -0500

Again not electronic music but GUARANTEED to be a BLAST. Definitely gonna be a show for the ages

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:57:37 -0500

Midwest Body Art Fest. at The Other Side

http://www.midwestbodyart.com/

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:49:35 -0500

Breakbeat mix new promo, older songs im sure u wont need a track list.... d/l is free enjoy...Booking @ basekreatot@gmail.com

http://www.sendspace.com/file/4zh259

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:48:22 -0500

For real:

A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoint s. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothi ng in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares?

George Carlin

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:29:10 -0500

YO DJ'S! name 5 tracks you've played at a club in the last 2 weeks.

1. Twister - Essential Wonders of the World
2. Pump up the Levels - DJ Trashy
3. Dominator - Human Resource (Masterbeat)
4. Tough - Fixx
5. Power 4 the People - Carbon Copy

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:34:42 -0500

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:27:07 -0500

where do i find all the codes that have the banners and links to the site. PROMOTION MAN!

THNX

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:00:40 -0500

Velvet Thursdays special guest DJ Demko. Thursday November 8th.

http://www.templlounge.com/

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jwbmining@nospam.com (kroger) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:45:03 -0500

Anyone know of anything going on the weekend before christmas or thanksgiving weekend around the Charlotte, NC area?

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:27:43 -0500

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Tennessee recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its great fishing.

The game warden asked the man "do you have a license for catching those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them thar licenses, no. You must unerstand that these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" asked the game warden.

"Yup. Ever night I take these here fish down to tha lake and let em swim round for a while. Then I just whistle and they jump rat back into these here ice chests and I take â€˜em back home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden. The hillbilly eyed the game warden up and down for a moment and then said, "it's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,

"Well?"

"Well what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?', said the hillbilly.

"The FISH!", replied the warden.

"What fish?", answered the hillbilly.

Them hillbillies may not be as smart as some of them city slickers, but They ain't as dumb as some government workers

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wildthang70380@nospam.com (Disco Chic) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:13:38 -0500

Mane...ma boy DJ Sproket's show is BANGIN! Ya erd! He is goin tha f**k off!

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:44:00 -0500

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman/

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:12:40 -0600

I was thinking how long it has been since I've played football and I am quite ashamed of myself. It's been years. Remember going to the park on the weekends and playing football? I just thought I'd throw this idea out there and see what becomes of it. Is there anybody out there who is ready for some football? You don't have to worry about being good cause it's just for fun you know. It could be just an excuse to get outdoors and enjoy the day, and of course it can be more than football. We could barbeque or whatever. I'm not that good but dam I'd love to play some football. I was thinking Saturdays would be great. Not sure where but we can come up with a place that would be as convenient as possible for everyone in the Baton Rouge area.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:13:23 -0500

Bands :: The Vanished, Dirty Penny, Seven Story Drop, A.D.D., Bageyes, Down For Five, Radio Radio, Run Like Woodrow, John Moreland and more...

http://www.myspace.com/cancersucksdotcom

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:14:14 -0500

For your thoughts and prayers and msgs today!! You all mean the world to me...love & Hugzz!!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:53:30 -0500

In the mood for some Dark House and Industrial.....

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:58:43 -0500

(lol) GOOD STUFF -will keep you entertained for a min.

Survey Completed!
You scored: 22 out of 40
Your result:
Superstar, but by the way, you act like nobody would know it. You are modest to the extreme and that's why people love you. In fact, everyone adores you apart from one or two haters but they are just jealous. You are a pro-- thats for sure, and you take great pride in what you do. You realise that people would kill to be in the position you've found yourself and you don't abuse the privilege. Your mother is proud of you and your friends are still your friends. You do enjoy some of the luxurys this life affords you and no-one will deny them to you you are well worth it and the memory of you will live on long after you're gone.

DJ's like you: Carl Cox, Erik Morillo, Timo Maas, Jon Carter, Fergie, Sasha, Danny Tenaglia.

Please go to www.djlist.com and get your votes in! ( TYLER DURDEN)

Take your own quiz http://www.internetdj.com/survey.php?func=showsurvey&surveyid=14

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 13:51:49 -0500

Tiger vs Elephant

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masonparks88@nospam.com (Mason Parks) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:21:46 -0500

Just wanted to take the time out and let everyone know that I'll be rockin the airwaves every other Thursday from 5-7pm central.

If you're new to the site, then you should definetly check me out.
And you'll see that I don't give a @$#%! hahahah

See you there!

"Funk Therapy"

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baka_the_best@nospam.com (lassie c&steal) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:42:40 -0500

yo Ritchie & BJ, aka P-R & Onslaught, happy birthdays fellas! too bad yall gotta be from Alabama this w/e tho, especially saturday. try to haave agood one anyways tho. HOLLA.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 22:42:26 -0500

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:42:04 -0600

BCS Standings
1. Ohio State 10-0
2. LSU 8-1
3. Oregon 8-1
4. Kansas 9-0
5. Oklahoma 8-1
6. Missouri 8-1
7. West Virginia 7-1
8. Boston College 8-1
9. Arizona State 8-1
10. Georgia 7-2
11. Virginia Tech 7-2
12. Michigan 8-2
13. Connecticut 8-1
14. Texas 8-2
15. Florida 6-3
16. Hawaii 8-0
17. USC 7-2
18. Auburn 7-3
19. Virginia 8-2
20. Boise State 8-1
21. Clemson 7-2
22. Alabama 6-3
23. Penn State 7-3
24. Tennessee 6-3
25. Kentucky 6-3

I would like to see Michigan or Illinois knock off Ohio State. Oregon should win out. Kansas is the team to watch. Their undefeated and will probably play #5 Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship. LSU can win out and go ot the Sec Championship and would probably play Georgia. What do you think?

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:58:45 -0600

Be sure & check me out from 7-8 'In Da Dawg pound"...........not to mention next week Ole Skool , 303 , & myself are gonna debut our new track right here on gremlin

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deejaydevilonice@nospam.com (DJ Devil on Ice) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 17:16:18 -0600

Ok folks there a new show posted up for my tueday Lunch with the devil. Check it out if you get the cahnce. I am tryin to figure out where to post it so people can download it.

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:18:42 -0600

This is fun, give it a try!

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:15:54 -0600

Circles the dj
lo-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5946407&q=lo
hi-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=5946407&q=hi

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:43:45 -0600

The Rules of Drunk Dialing....

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you."

4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.

5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6. Drunk texting is alright...if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!

9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.

12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".

13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing. 15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if you feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, brake rule 15 and use a friend's phone.

17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing....Be prepared.

18. When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards, it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-Box when you're drunk..."You want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19. Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when you're far to drunk to be using electronics and you won't be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there are 800 numbers on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:34:33 -0600

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:56:37 -0600

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp-i3lzpy84

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:22:58 -0600

Since you went to bed early, thought I would take the opportunity to wish Donna a very Happy Birthday!! Hope ya have a great day girlie...hugzzz & Love!!

PS...Do a lil dance for me at Pades Friday night hehe

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jguidry75@nospam.com (Joey) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:58:47 -0600

Ok y'all. Just trying to find a song and artist. I know I've heard it here and it's popular, but don't remember what it is.

Here's the lyrics(or as I hear it):
"Somethings going on(echo)...I think it's my....vital sign(??????)
Repeat/echo
Baby I've been feelin kinda strange....????on fire....I can't explain(echo)...I think it's my....vital sign(??????)

If it helps, it's the last song on Icey's last automatic static dl(myspace).

TIA
Joey

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:29:59 -0600

Who is the artist on the old school track "Defcon"? I cannot find it on discogs and need some help.

Thanks in advance.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:50:29 -0600

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road
and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

. . . and that's when the fight started . .

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:58:13 -0600

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy alcohol with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me to a very fine and expensive restaurant tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and drinking."

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chretts@nospam.com (kronos) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:00:04 -0600

Made this back in the day....feel free to indulge
http://www.sendspace.com/file/272hqr

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djbassbomb@nospam.com (DjBassBomb) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:39:34 -0600

My buddy told me bout u guys so i figured id join up i hope to post a mix for u soon and love to meet u all

myspace.com/djbassbomb

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:58:45 -0600

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

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djbezzle@nospam.com (DJ-M.Bezzle) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:27:38 -0600

Hey all, I finally joined up...cant let everyone else have ALL the fun. Just figured Id say hey to everyone! Holla!

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:23:54 -0600

It's 2007 people and it has been a great year. I know it's kinda late to be thinking of this but the best part of the year is still yet to come since were just coming into the holiday season. So if you were to have a theme song then what would it be. Pick any song. Maybe it's the one that you enjoyed dancing to the most, or one that your lover dedicated to you or whatever.
Mine would be Johnny Cage's remix of Chris Domingo "Cut It Up", because I get an explosion of energy when listening to it. Get you some.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:05:09 -0600

Saturday Nights at Average Joes
81st and Garnett~ Tulsa

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:11:38 -0600

Zeroline & Velvet Events presents.

The Sidecar Winter Dance Party
Saturday December 8th

with DJs.

DJ PEACE
247beats.com - skky bar ultra lounge

ED CRUNK
dance robots dance

BRIAN ZERO
zeroline

JOSH MICHAEL
sidecar nightstalker fridays

We will be serving a special TRASHCAN PUNCH for $3 a cup all night long

also
$2 mickeys
$3 well drinks
$4 red head sluts
$4 speciality sidecar cocktails

No Cover
djs start @ 9pm
21 + to enter
http://www.myspace.com/velvetglamokc

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:25:35 -0600

The Red Party has become an annual tradition for Tulsans seeking a stylish, themed night out. Now in its Third year, the Red Party will continue to deliver good times, fun decor, and the best crowd in town.

Come for the music, come for the red drink specials, come to enjoy yourself!

Saturday December 1 2007

This year we have secured The Continental, one of downtown's nightspot gems; we will be transforming the venue and making more room for you to dance and mingle.

The Deeper Crew DJ's will be setting the tone for the evening, with smooth and sexy house music.

PLUS we're bringing back a favorite, the Sexiest Red Dress Contest, so ladies step it up and have a chance to win a $50 bar tab!

The Continental is located in downtown Tulsa, on 1st Street next door to McNellie's.

No Cover for the occasion!
Doors open 'til 2am, music starts around 9
21+ with ID

Bring a friend, and wear Red!

Presented by UAT, in association with Deeper
Free CD's courtesy of Scion

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:29:48 -0600

Free Party and The Continental...!!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:50:29 -0600

Click URL for Dj Alusive's player!!

http://collect.myspace.com/music/popup.cfm?num=0&time=undefined&fid=76455359&uid=1&t=6SMjZkuEtM6TrvUrEm7EJbvuUlofVKdnjkE0geHGiDQyayn1eT0R5lGRUeHZIuUroIPsHpllvGLPeSi62lNGQg==d=NzY0NTUzNTleMTE5NDcyNDQ4Nw==

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:53:55 -0600

I did not know ATM's were set up this way, good to know!

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The
ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcast on FOX TV and it states that it
is seldom used because people don't know about it.

Please pass along.

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:36:27 -0600

Would I go about uploading pics? cause i have an assload to contribute.

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:54:20 -0600

no way anybody catches us...

Rank .......... Harris Votes ...... %2800 ... USA Today Votes ... %Computer ... BCS Average
1 LSU .............. 2742 ............ 0.9793 ........... 1457 .................. 0.990 ............. 0.9802
2 Oregon ........ 2651 ............ 0.9468 ........... 1407 .................. 0.930 ............. 0.9383
3 Kansas ........ 2498 ............ 0.8921 ........... 1344 .................. 0.940 ............. 0.9094
4 Oklahoma .... 2580 ............ 0.9214 ........... 1366 .................. 0.730 ............. 0.8540
5 Missouri ....... 2248 ............ 0.8029 ........... 1194 .................. 0.830 ............. 0.8096
6 West Va ...... 2278 ............. 0.8136 ........... 1238 .................. 0.720 ............. 0.7863
7 Ohio State ... 2100 ............ 0.7500 ........... 1145 .................. 0.810 ............. 0.7744
8 Arizona St .... 1919 ............ 0.6854 ........... 1042 .................. 0.870 ............. 0.7500
9 Georgia ....... 1840 ............. 0.6571 ........... 1005 .................. 0.690 ............. 0.6724
10 Va Tech ..... 1665 ............. 0.5946 ............ 923 ................... 0.630 ............. 0.6133
11 USC ........... 1561 ............. 0.5575 ............ 814 ................... 0.480 ............. 0.5267
12 Florida ....... 1335 ............. 0.4768 ............ 686 ................... 0.580 ............. 0.5047
13 Texas ........ 1639 ............. 0.5854 ............ 844 ................... 0.250 ............. 0.4660
14 Virginia ........ 973 ............. 0.3475 ............ 547 ................... 0.510 ............. 0.4074
15 Clemson ...... 985 ............. 0.3518 ............ 548 ................... 0.460 ............. 0.3924
16 Hawaii ....... 1641 ............. 0.5861 ............ 842 ................... 0.010 ............. 0.3858
17 Boston Coll .. 928 ............. 0.3314 ............ 505 ................... 0.420 ............. 0.3627
18 Boise St ..... 1052 ............. 0.3757 ............ 556 ................... 0.040 ............. 0.2621
19 Illinois .......... 542 ............. 0.1936 ............ 271 ................... 0.360 ............. 0.2447
20 Tennessee ... 655 ............. 0.2339 ............ 306 ................... 0.280 ............. 0.2393
21 Michigan ....... 440 ............. 0.1571 ............ 259 ................... 0.230 ............. 0.1866
22 Cincinnati ..... 373 ............. 0.1332 ............ 163 ................... 0.310 ............. 0.1840
23 Kentucky ...... 526 ............. 0.1879 ............ 304 ................... 0.130 ............. 0.1735
24 Connecticut .. 239 ............. 0.0854 ............ 103 ................... 0.290 ............. 0.1480
25 Wisconsin ..... 393 ............. 0.1404 ............ 226 ................... 0.070 ............. 0.1203

Just win, baby.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:28:44 -0600

Here are a few movies that will be coming out in 2008:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Incredible Hulk
The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Jurassic Park 4
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Rambo 4: John Rambo
Batman: The Dark Knight
Bond 22
Madagascar 2: The Crate Escape
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Star Trek
Austin Powers 4
Scary Movie 5

Of course you can't forget about:
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
coming out next month

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:17:27 -0600

In this thread I would like to talk about things that each of us can do to help improve our club scene. I think we all can agree on saying the Electronic Dance Music scene is a very special scene, but it is a scene that often suffers because of selfishness, hate, etc. . We ALL are guilty of being part of the problem sometimes but if we can learn how to come together and realize what's really important than this should not be a problem. Well, what is important to me is the music and being able to go to a club and enjoy a good night out with my friends and dance my azz off. Straight up. This may turn out to be a very simple thread that needs to just be bumped every now and then but I was thinking if you have any encouragement, any love, that you would like to share then feel free to post. You can post any thoughts you might have on this situation. People, there are so many kind hearted people that enjoy this music (these people are the ones who support all of our producers and Dj's) and would like to go out dancing every now and then but they wont if they have to deal with drama and stuff of that nature. I'm not saying that the scene is full of drama but I am saying that there will be alot more support if there can be less.

These can be, sort of rules to think about. I'll begin:

Rule number one: No matter what... don't get upset when you don't have your way. This is a HUUUUUUGE problem and the root of the drama tree.

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:20:44 -0600

"You speak your generations language"- John Ansbach

This is intersting:

Most of us fall under Millenials.

Ages: 13-30
A.K.A.: Gen Y, Echo Boomers, Generation "ME"
Population: 73 million

Values/ preference: Confident, Techno-Fused, Moral, Civic Minded, Collaberative

Life-Shaping Events: Millenials; Who grew up with news stories aboutMonica Lewinsky, O.J. Simpson, Columbine, WACO and SEPT. 11 (and a shooting at carl cox show) have learned to to live for the moment. You understand your world could change at any given moment. The idea for YOU is to live youe life and live it now.

Because Millenials are the second largest generation, We have a great opportunity to effect change! We are going to redefine life experiences. ONLY really big groups get to do that.

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:41:39 -0600

The new studio coming to West Baton Rouge is said to be the new Hollywood of the south. I've been trying to get information on this and entered "West Baton Rouge movie studio" in web search and found some good information on this (but of course I don't know how to put it on this thread...lol) Sounds like a good thing. They will start working on this soon and will be finished in 2009.

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:50:46 -0600

The object of the game is to guess the name of the movie the person above you is hinting at. If you guess and its wrong, the person below can try and guess and so on. The person who gueses correct provides 3 - 5 hints to the movie they are thinking of, or soemone else can after a correct answer is given. The movies can be of any decade, however if your gonna choose an old 40's movie that wasn't very popular, make your hints as easy as possible. The hints can be actors names, characters names, places, plot, ect...
Heres' mine: Can you guess what it is?

80's
Oingo Boingo
Missle
shower
doll

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:40:25 -0600

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:24:12 -0600

I would like to introduce you to Blooregard K. Kazoo a.k.a Bloo.
He is one of the imaginary friends on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. It airs on Cartoon Network.
The best way to get to know (and love) Bloo is to see him in the first episode I saw him in. The episode is called "Squeeze the Day". We, in our little "Bloo Love" freak group, simply call it "Hot in Topeka".
I hope you enjoy and more to come later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGDFwJrl99I

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:45:06 -0600

We have just been informed that Dirty Boy Mike has been in a very serious motorcycle accident and not supposed to make it. Lets join hands and stand in the gap for him. Contact Donna for information.

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:07:55 -0600

Come check out the Whirling Dervish this weekend starting at 7AM on Sunday morning! The party doesn't stop until the last person leaves! We are also celebrating my friend Jay-Rod's (Jared Tillman) bday! 1135 Decatur

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:14:49 -0600

The Nymphobassiax will be returning to New Orleans for the first time in over 3 years to perform thier hottest tracks live on stage!!! For those of you who were fortunate enough to have caught this live act in the past, you know what the show is about. For those of you who were not, get your tickets and hang on to your asses!!! If you haven't had the chance to catch this live show, here's the perfect opportunity! I promise you won't be disappointed.

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:40:44 -0600

Does anyone in the La Place area know of anyone who has an extra room for rent? Please PM me with information if you do. I have a job in the works there and would love to live in that area. Thanks

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:34:53 -0600

Thought this was kinda kewl.. Thought Id share it!

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:22 -0600

SO GOT A FEW OLE MISS JOKES FOR YOU......... HOW DO YOU GET A OLE MISS GRADUATE OFF YOUR PORCH?.. YOU PAY FOR THE PIZZA!

A OLE MISS FAN AND A LSU FAN ARE IN 3RD GRADE TOGETHER, WHICH ONE IS BIGGER? THE OLE MISS FAN, HES 18

HOW DO YOU KEEP AN OLE MISS FAN FROM JERKING OFF? PAINT HIS @$#% PURPLE AND GOLD, THEY CAN NEVER BEAT THAT!

HOW DO YOU KEEP AN OLE MISS PLAYER OUT OF YOUR YARD? MARK OFF AN ENDZONE!

how many ole miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? none thats a second year course!

HOW DO YOU COMPLIMENT AN OLE MISS FAN? NICE TOOTH!!!!!

WHY DOSENT OLE MISS HAVE A WEBSITE? THEY CANT PUT 3 Ws TOGETHER!

DID YOU HEAR THAT OLE MISS PRESIDENTS HOME BURNED DOWN? YEAH IT DAMN NEAR TOOK OUT THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK!

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OLE MISS FAN THAT OWNS A COW AND A HORSE? A BISEXUAL!

WHATS A OLE MISS MARTINI? A BEER WITH A BOOGER IN IT!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING WOMEN ON OLE MISS CAMPUS? A VISITOR!

WHAT DID THE OLE MISS GRADUATE SAY TO THE LSU GRADUATE? WOULD YOU LIKE FRYS WITH THAT!!!

HOW DO YOU SEPERATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS AT OLE MISS? WITH A CROWBAR!!!

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU DRIVE SLOWLY THROUGH OLE MISS CAMPUS? A DEGREE!

WHAT DO YOU CALL SAFE SEX AT OLE MISS? SEPERATING THE ANIMALS THAT DON T KICK FROM THE ONES THAT DO!!!!!!

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:32:40 -0600

The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!!!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:36:58 -0600

New at Templ Lounge ~ Essential Thursdays w/ DJ DEMKO

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:40:20 -0600

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses
until they stop running.

2. Strike while the
bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but
How?

6. Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.

7. No news is
impossible

8. A miss is as good as a
Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new
Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust
Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the
pigs.

13. An idle mind is
the best way to relax .

14. Where there's smoke there's
pollution.

15. Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is
not much.

17. Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than
Pregnant

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:44:09 -0600

How to Make a Woman Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:41:59 -0600

Today should be Matt Flynn and the LSU tigers day. I dont expect this game to be like the other upsets that have been going on this season. The Tigers leaders have shown great character and poise and have proved they are in fact a championship team. I love the way the team leaders didn't go sporting thier SEC shirts after finding them in thier lockers. What a team! I've been a little critical of Matt Flynn this year but he has proved me wrong and I expect him to have the best game of the year. This is just my guess but I think the score will be around 55-13 LSU.
And as for the disloyal trader/Louisiana native coach for Ole Miss that keeps singing "Hold the Tigers"... I hope Mike gets out his cage and... haha... jk.

BAAAAAAAAANNNNH BAAAANH BAAAAAAAAAAANNH BAAANH...

GOOOOOOOOO TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:45:36 -0600

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spellaus@nospam.com (spellaus) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:26:19 -0600

im hoping that this whirling derverish is just an mp3 player.if its a dj and if your mixing now you need to brush up on a few things...like MIXING,BASIC BEATMATCHING...and theres loads of distortion..turn yer master down already!tune r good,but the 'dj' is atrotious.
sorry t leave a moody first message,but your on air ffs.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:04:15 -0600

I know we are all experiencing a 403 Forbidden error when attempting to go to the chatbox!

I have text msg'ed Kipp but he is at Disney and prob having the time of his life so just be patient and hope this will all be fixed soon!

I also left a voicemail for Joey in hopes he may be able to help!

Anyways...yall have a great Sunday and hugzzz

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:10:49 -0600

So just when we think we have a great coach to stay around, looks like Les Miles will be leaving. I say this because in my opinion he is a Michigan man and it makes sense. If he stays I think that would be great, but I would of course understand he left to go for Michigan.

So what should happen now? Is there any loyal Louisiana native who would make a good head coach? If not what about our offensive coardinator that came from Oregon (forgot his name)? They say he's an aggresive play caller and an outstanding coach. I would hope we can find someone just like Les Miles, someone with fire in thier eyes!

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matmanc4@nospam.com (DJ BuddhA) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:53:22 -0600

Matt is gonna set up a chat with his yahoo messanger account so if ya'll wanna chat while you listen, add matt in yahoo and join the chat!

matt's yahoo is dejay_buddha.

Holla!

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:50:53 -0600

ok so this may be a cheesy topic....but its always fun to discuss....

for people that listen to electronic music, it seems to play a big roll in their life-- like me, it is my life, all day eveyday....so what if there was no such thing as electronic music in general...what kind of music do you think you would be listening to? what do you think you would be doing with your life?

for me i would probably be rocking out old school Ska and dancehall.....and definately some classic punk. most likely if i wasn't DJing i would be going back to what i used to do....race motocross/ BMX /dirt jumping not to mention sleeping and working out (lol)

man, electronic music is crack

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:52:00 -0600

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJP8DED0............................................here it be's fellow gremlins

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nwebb99@nospam.com (Nate) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:34:55 -0600

and im not sure if oxy and the gang will have yahoo IM but ima start a yahoo chat room for tonight for those that want to be able to chat for the show, so if ya want to join just send me a msg on yahoo IM @ nate0099us

pzzz

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:04:43 -0600

Thats right our new track " Kaotic" is available at www.tunzmp3.com under Dj Knuckles & Baby Rott Productions or @ www.Tommywhorecords.com & www.breakbeatalliance.com under 303. Kaotic is also a group consisting of myself , 303 & Dj Ole Skool . Be sure & help support us by purchasing & bumping this track @ EVERY chance you get...................thanx DJ KNUCKLES

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djnikkofb@nospam.com (DJNikko) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:56:22 -0600

Hey everyone just finished up Flavored Breaks 14.. also finished up a new track called Klostraphobia.. I'm releasing the (Cut for CD Release here) Please read the memo before unzipping the file... Any Questions Please post here..

Flavored Breaks 14.rar

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nwebb99@nospam.com (Nate) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:42:21 -0600

welp the chat box is still down so ima start up another yahoo chat for tonights show. IM me at nate0099us on yahoo IM and ill add ya to the room......pzzz

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:42:44 -0600

just wanted to wish my gremlin family a happy thanksgiving.

paul

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djtrouble@nospam.com (Trub) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:43:26 -0600

That's right folks.... we're switchin up the format a bit and movin the live broadcast to Saturdays from 5-9ish, and we will be re-airing the past week's show on Thursday nights.

BE THERE!

(lol)

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:08:31 -0600

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.

The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . "

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

_________________

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djprofessor@nospam.com (DJ Professor) — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:34:26 -0600

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:16:56 -0600

Get your copy of Trashy's anxiously awaited new CD, "Midnight Rocker" with lots of original tracks featuring DJ X, Doc Roc, Tekk, Benzo and Gabi on sale this Saturday, Dec. 1 at Ampersand!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:23:53 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:02:55 -0600

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in ag reement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:12:21 -0600

A 85 year old man went to the Dr.â€™s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said,â€ Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow .â€
The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.â€™s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day . The Dr. asked what happened and the old man explainedâ€¦
â€ Well Dr. itâ€™s like this - first I tried with my right hand but nothing then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help , she tried with her right hand and then with left hand but still nothing. then she tried with her mouth first with teeth in and then teeth out .But still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with her both hands then with her armpit and she even tried squeezenâ€™ it between her knees,but still nothing.â€

The Dr. was shocked ,â€you asked your neighbor?â€ The Old man replied â€ Yep, and no matter what we tried ,we still could not get the jar openâ€
HAHA what were you thinking???

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masonparks88@nospam.com (Mason Parks) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:45:17 -0600

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB.....

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job... I work, they pay me. I pay
my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order
to
get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I
have no problem. What I Do have a problem with is the distribution of my
taxes to people who DON'T have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to
pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn
it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their
feet. I Do, however, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their
ASS doing drugs while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state
would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance
check?

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:35:59 -0600

Thursday december 6th 10pm 5 dollar cover or 20 sink or swim located in sarasota...

3218 clark rd.... Breaks for the night with guest dkronik1

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:20:10 -0600

If youre offended by "dirty" language.... Dont read....

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deejaydevilonice@nospam.com (DJ Devil on Ice) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:37:29 -0600

here is a link to download a demo mix from me

http://www.divshare.com/download/2918005-992

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:30:31 -0600

My girl Heather can't seem to get the site to work right for her recently so she asked me to post this for her...

MPUproductions in association with NOLA Party Productions and Keystones presents "Remember ~ a charity event for Mike "dirtyboy" Stuart...

We're trying to pull this together and make it as successful as possible.
I know that our electronic music community will come together to help make this event a good one...
i need djs who want to play ...in memory of a good man!

Romeo, James, 007, Travis, Donnie, Gary...you guys know who im talking to...you guys get in touch with me...others interested in playing are also welcome to call.
i need to make this line up happen like yesterday so please call me asap!

Those days meant a lot to me and Mike was a good friend...remember the "phamily!"
I want to help his family in any way i can...

all proceeds will go to Jeanette and Mikes family.

Thanks
Heather
MPUproductions

504-609-6855

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:43:52 -0600

HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:23:22 -0600

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and
scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom
standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and
groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his head in bewilderment,
Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third
night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom's room but this time there
is a man in bed with his mom.
Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest
and groans " I want a bike, I want a bike."

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:28:06 -0600

I HAD A BAD DAY

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The policy
would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day at
12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told
the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day
you died."
"No problem." said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my
wife was having an affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,
she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex
with him. So today I was going to come home too and catch them. Well,
I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this
guy. My wife was half-naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire
apartment. But, damn it, I couldn't find him! Just as I was going to
give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that
there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of
that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there and
promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.
But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall
and he didn't die. This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went
back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at
him. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the
refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him!
The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had
a heart attack and died almost instantly."
The angel sat back and though for a moment. Technically, the guy DID
have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.
A few seconds later the next guy came up. "OK, here's the rule. Before
I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died."
"Sure thing" the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this. I
was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily
exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over
the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips
on the balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy
man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes on
the way down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm
laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating
pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the
ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!"
The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself.
"Very well," the angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,"
and he lets the man enter.
A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. "Tell
me about the day you died," said the angel.
"OK, picture this, " says the man. "I'm naked inside a
Refrigerator......."

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:46:49 -0600

A New Christmas Poem

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

HE LIVED ALL ALONE,

IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF

PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY

WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,

AND TO SEE JUST WHO

IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,

A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,

NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,

NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,

JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,

ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES

OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,

AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,

A SOBER THOUGHT

CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,

IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,

I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,

ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,

SILENT, ALONE,

CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR

IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,

THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,

NOT HOW I PICTURED

A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO

OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?

CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,

THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES

THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,

OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS

WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT!

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,

THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,

AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE

A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM

EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,

BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,

LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER

HOW MANY LAY ALONE,

ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE

IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT

BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,

I DROPPED TO MY KNEES

AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED

AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,

"SANTA DON'T CRY,

THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,

I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,

MY LIFE IS MY GOD,

MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER

AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,

I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,

I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,

SO SILENT AND STILL

AND WE BOTH SHIVERED

FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE

ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,

THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR

SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,

WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,

WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,

AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

This poem was written by a Marine. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable.

PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U. S. service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:45:44 -0600

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He' s hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but
he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:38:14 -0600

I'm looking for a new name for my Friday nights at Escapades. We've had the name LIQUID from the beginning, but someone else is using it and we dont want to be affiliated with them.
Any ideas??????

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:01:55 -0600

Hmmm got this msg from Tom on myspace tonight...lol

MySpace Announcement

Tom
Latest Update:
Nov 29, 8:15pm PDT

heya! we're fixing some problems with profiles at 3:00am-5:00am PST, nov 30th. your profiles may not be available during that time. thx for understanding!

How dare they...i may wanna have an all-nighter hahahaha

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:47:04 -0600

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:21:33 -0600

And the party continues when Ampersand closes at the Whirling Dervish (1135 Decatur) starting at 7AM until the last person leaves! This weekend the people that have been bringing you the hottest Sunday morning shows for the last two years continue the tradition. From the PopBar to the Whirling Dervish, Travis and Lisa of Sunrise Productions continue to keep the Sunday morning afterparty going! This Sunday we have our own resident, DJ Hektic and New Orleans' own DJ Lil Rob! See you there!!!!!

And don't forget we are broadcast LIVE on Gremlin Radio every Sunday morning from the Dervish from 7AM-11AM. So tune in and see what you're missing!

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nwebb99@nospam.com (Nate) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:27:17 -0600

Come on out on Dec 16th at 9pm to The Brickhouse in Houma and party with us during open tables night put on by Dr. Souss. DJ Trouble will be in the house celebrating his birthday and spinning a few for us. Gonna be a great party....see ya there

Flyer for the event coming(pending the flyer maker)

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masonparks88@nospam.com (Mason Parks) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:40:35 -0600

It's been a while since the two of us blessed the airwaves together... That's why this Saturday, Dec. 1st, it's The Digital Freaks (TeeCee & Mason Parks) live on www.gremlinradio.com from 2-6pm Central.

Tune in to get your much needed dose of everything from FUNKED OUT NU SKOOL, to your favorite CLASSIC CLUB BANGERS, and everything else in between.

Come join us from 2-6pm Central as we rock it live right here on www.GremlinRadio.com

Cya there!

Mason

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:09:50 -0600

A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's rest-room stall.
By Shannon Popkin

My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it
quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the
grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he
speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up
the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing
times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a
not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco.
Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade with me
into the rest-room. If you'd been one of the ladies in the rest-room that
evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to the last stall:

'Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the
potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet paper now? Mommy, what are
you doing? Mommy, are you gonna go stinkies on the potty?'
At this point I started mentally counting how many women had been in the
bathroom when I walked in. Several stalls were full ... 4? 5? Maybe we could wait
until they all left before I had to make my debut out of this stall and reveal
my identity. Cade continued, 'Mommy, you ARE going stinkies aren't you? Oh,
dats a good girl, Mommy! Are you gonna get some candy for going stinkies on the
potty? Let me see doze stinkies, Mommy! Oh .. Mommy! I'm trying to see in
dere. Oh! I see dem. Dat is a very good girl, Mommy. You are gonna get some
candy!'
I heard a few faint chuckles coming from the stalls on either side of me.
Where is a screaming newborn when you
need her? Good grief. This was really getting embarrassing. I w as definitely
waiting a long time before exiting.

Trying to divert him, I said, 'Why don't you look in Mommy's purse and see if
you can find some candy we'll both have some!' ' No, I'm trying to see doze
more stinkies. Oh! Mommy!' He started to gag at this point. 'Uh oh, Mommy. I
fink I'm gonna frow up. Mommy, doze stinkies are making me frow up!! Dat is so
gross!!' As the gags became louder, so did the chuckles outside my stall.
quickly flushed the toilet in hopes of changing the subject. I began to reason with
myself: OK. There are four other toilets. If I count four flushes, I can be
reasonably assured that those who overheard this embarrassing monologue will be
long gone. 'Mommy! Would you get off the potty, now? I want you to be done
going stinkies! Get up! Get up!' He grunted as he tried to pull me off. Now I
could hear full-blown laughter. I bent down to count the feet outside my door.
'Oh, are you wooking under dere, Mommy? You wooking under da door? What were
you wookin g at, Mommy? You wooking at the wady's feet?' More laughter. I stood
inside the locked door and tried to assess the situation. 'Mommy, it's time to
wash our hands, now. We have to go out now, Mommy.' He started pounding on the
door. 'Mommy, don't you want to wash your hands? I want to go out!!' I saw
that my 'wait 'em out' plan was unraveling.

I sheepishly opened the door, and found standing outside my stall, twenty to
thirty ladies crowded around the stall, all smiling and starting to applaud.
My first thought was complete embarrassment, then I thought, 'Where's the fine
print on the 'motherhood contract' where I signed away every bit of my dignity
and privacy?' But as my little boy gave me a big, cheeky grin while he rubbed
bubbly soap between his chubby little hands, I thought, I'd sign it all away
again, just to be known as Mommy to this little fellow.

(Shannon Popkin is a freelance writer and mother of three. She lives with her
family in Grand Rapids , Michigan , where she no longer uses public restrooms)

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basekreator@nospam.com (Basekreator) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:43:49 -0600

Tell me
lo-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=6022546&q=lo
hi-fi URL: http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=6022546&q=hi

go to his sound click profile and download away.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:52:05 -0600

Did anyone hear about the disturbing new high teens are trying out? If not, listen to this ~> Kids are putting their feces in a container and letting it ferment. The gasses fill up a balloon, and then the kids are inhaling the balloon. Isnâ€™t that just plain out disgusting? Supposedly it makes them trip. I bet that @$#% taste real good!!! I heard this from a co-worker, she said it was on the newsâ€¦I just wonder who was the brilliant kid that started this? lol

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:13:51 -0600

LSU will be in the national championship game.

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leblanc0027@nospam.com (Pac-Man) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 23:31:49 -0600

I've believed that there would come a time when we Electronic Dance Music lovers of Louisiana would come together and have a place where we could permanently stay, a place where we would not be hated on or driven out by the wanna be gangsters, drug users, haters, etc. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place, a big place, a full street of various Electronic Dance Music that would cater to your electronic taste, and give you the right to dance your azz off as long as you wanted to?

For some reason I have allways believed that N. Arnoult in Metarie New Orleans was that special place. Maybe it's because I remember the days when hundreds or thousands filled the clubs and street there without any trouble whatsoever. A place like this could bring huge support to our DJ's. The only way this could be possible of course is if we come together on this and the right people get involved. What's YOUR vote/opinion on this?

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:52:46 -0600

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She
sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, '
Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

CASE DISMISSED!!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:23:10 -0600

"Cans for Christmas" Concert sponsored by Exit Dynamic Realty, Starring Sick Puppies with Crooked X and Admiral Twin at The Blank Slate, 1st & Detriot - Downtown Tulsa, on Friday, December 14th! All ages show. Doors at 6:30pm. Music at 7:30pm. Help raise food for the John 3:16 Mission this holiday season!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:25:52 -0600

Friday- December 28th: Forget the Toys Just Bring the Noise! @ The Continental
feat. DJS WHIZARD and CIRCUIT at The Continental. 21+

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:47:02 -0600

The EDGE invites you to our NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, 100 E. Second St. - Downtown Tulsa, on Monday, December 31st.

Come ring in 2008 at the Crowne Plaza - Tulsa's Annual New Year's Eve Gala! This is a 21+ party!

Live entertainment from IMZADI and I.J. GANEM, plus DJ DEMKO spinning and casino-style gambling. 3 parties in 3 rooms!

Reserve your room today... call 918.560.2218. Deluxe packages per couple start at $199. Which includes...
Deluxe Room Acommodations
Overnight Covered Parking
Early Check-in at 11am and 2pm late check-out
Complimentary Breakfast Brunch
Party Favors & Midnight Champagne Toast!

Plus...
IMZADI and DJ Demko in the Promenade Ballroom
I.J. GANEM - 'Mr. Entertainer" in the Tulsa Ballroom
And... Casino-style gambling in the Tulsa Foyer

*Premiere Package - Add a Prime Rib Buffet dinner for 2 only $249 per couple
Reserve your room today... call 918.560.2218.

December 21st the prices go up!
*Deluxe Package $239
*Premiere Package $289

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:53:10 -0600

Check these lil ones doin it right!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2josUqMTUmE

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:49:51 -0600

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised,
answers, "Well Son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,
a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties,
they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
like onions."

"Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom,
how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his
Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties,
it's like a bi rch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:48:48 -0600

JUST PUTTING THE WORD OUT

SPROKET IS NOW PUTTING THE BEATDOWN ON SATURDAY/SUN

GET READY FOR
ELECTRO BANGATUDE OH PLENTY

IF YOU ARE A :
DIRTY BEATRICE
PIMP
ELECTRO HEAD
STRIPPER
PORNSTAR
FREAK

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:54:25 -0600

LOS ANGELES - Pimp C, one-half of the veteran Houston rap group UGK, was found dead in an upscale hotel on Tuesday. He was 33.

ADVERTISEMENT

"It is with great regret that I must confirm that Chad Butler aka Pimp C, one half of the legendary UGK, was in fact discovered dead this morning," his publicist, Nancy Byron, said in a statement. "Manager Rick Martin is asking that everyone please respect his family and those close to him at this time and refrain from rumors and innuendo."

Pimp C, born Chad Butler, was found dead in the Mondrian hotel, a longtime music-industry hangout.

Butler and his partner, Bernard "Bun B" Freeman, were pioneers of Southern rap, and hit the mainstream with their cameo on Jay-Z's smash "Big Pimpin'." Though they never enjoyed the pop-chart success of some other rappers, their 1996 CD "Ridin' Dirty" is considered a rap classic, and their laid-back sound, complete with gangsta tales of creeping through humid streets gripping wood-grain steering wheels, was influential in shaping the Southern rap movement.

The duo's career was derailed when Butler was jailed for three years in 2002 on gun charges. He released an album while in prison, and this year the group made a comeback with the critically acclaimed album "Underground Kingz," which included the hit "Int'l Player's Anthem (I Choose You)," featuring OutKast.

Barry Weiss, CEO of their record label, Jive, said in a statement: "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront."

Butler, who grew up in Port Arthur, Texas, came from a musical lineage. His father was a professional trumpet player, and the rapper studied classical music in high school. He even received a Division I rating on a tenor solo at a University Interscholastic League choir competition.

"That's how I came up listening to everything," he told The Associated Press in a 2005 interview. "Music don't have no color or no face. It's a universal language. I think being exposed to all that kind of stuff influences the way I make records."

But it was rap music that would become his passion. Together with Bernard "Bun B" Freeman, Butler's friend since junior high, they started UGK, short for Underground Kingz.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:56:24 -0600

glumbert - Best wedding first dance ever

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:09:35 -0600

I know its not in the upcoming events section but i already posted the event under foreigner. i know theres alot of souss fans here so i wanted to give you a quick heads up

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:22:23 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:52:12 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:08:41 -0600

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue.
It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before
he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back
of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:19:02 -0600

Saturday- December 15th: TMNT Show @ The Crush Lounge
SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE GO! with COLOUR VIOLET, DEAR GEOFF, and THE JANUARY at The Crush Lounge. $8 or $6 with Santa or Elf Costume.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:40:25 -0600

Hope you guys enjoy................................http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J4CGETZV

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:39:35 -0600

Thought some of you breakbeat junkies might be interested in this one... I'm very happy to announce that General Midi will be here for Decembers installment of 'Breakdown' @ Americas Pub in Wichita!

with djs:

Akira
Blacklist
Sebotage
B-b0y vs Goldenchild

America's Pub
116 N Mead St
Wichita, KS 67202

21+
$5 Entrance
$2.50 Jager Shots and You Call Its

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:34:32 -0600

Cocaine or candy?
Dec. 3:
Dallas police say a new mint candy package looks like a bag of cocaine.
KXAS reporter Ashanti

Blaize has the story.
Related Links
MSNBC.com
Local News
New Mint Resembles Cocaine Bags, Police Say

KXAS-TV
updated 11:00 a.m. CT, Sun., Dec. 2, 2007
DALLAS - Dallas police said a new mint manufactured by Hershey's bears a striking
resemblance to cocaine.

Ice Breakers Pacs consists of a tiny, dissolvable packet filled with white powder.
The mint candy went on the market in November.

Dallas police Sr. Cpl. Kevin Janse said the mint looks like a dime bag of cocaine. It packet
is the same color, he said.

"What happens when these drug dealers start unsealing these and putting their cocaine in
them and leave them around?" he said. "And a kid goes, 'Hey, there's one of those Ice Breakers,'
and puts a packet of powder cocaine in their mouth? That is going to be dangerous."

Janse said the mint will also make the officers' job harder in the field. Police will have to take
more time to field test anything that even looks like the mint, he said.

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&brand=msnbc&vid=f3d65377-ff31-4f79-b40b-4ef88087b39c

Insane I tell ya, this world is freakin insane...hugzz

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:34:38 -0600

Grandma and Grandpa were driving from Washington to Florida to attend their granddaughter's graduation from medical school. Halfway through their trip, they stopped to visit one of their son's in Kansas for a night. Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the Medicine cabinet. He asked his son about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "Around $10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, we'll be leaving early in the morning, so I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He immediately called Grandpa on his cell phone and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00". "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:36:11 -0600

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success i s . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:37:27 -0600

Love Story

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:39:44 -0600

Thought Id share this with everyone...

This is INCREDIBLE ! The picture was taken in 1918. It is 18,000 men
preparing for war in a training camp at Camp Dodge in Iowa. A gift
from our grandfathers. ..

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:07:38 -0600

hahahah

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:10:25 -0600

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:47:58 -0600

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a
57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "Wow" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I Went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:05:18 -0600

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:50:32 -0600

SUBJECT: FRIENDSHIP

Here are a few quotations regarding friendship...one of the things I am most blessed with in my life...loves yall & hugzzz

1. “There are not many things in life so beautiful as true friendship, and not many things more uncommon.”

2. “Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.”

3. "True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.”

4. “Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.”

5. “Life's truest happiness is found in friendships we make along the way.”

6. “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”

7. “When friendships are real, they are not glass threads, or frostwork, but the solidest things we know. A friend is the first person who come in when the whole world has gone out.”

8. “True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.”

9. "If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.”

10. “Love is a friendship set to music.”

11. “The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love,
do not require coupons.”

12. "One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other can excel it, it is listening to such a disclosure with gratitude, and amending the error.”

13. “No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.”

14. “Much of the vitality in a friendship lies in the honouring of differences, not simply in the enjoyment of similarities.”

15. “The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover.”

16. “Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.”

17. “Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.”

18. “The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”

19. "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway"

20. "Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends"

21. "Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure"

22. "What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies"

23. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."

24. "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend"

25. "A faithful friend is the medicine of life."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:56:13 -0600

This is a new game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I will start:

I wish for the fasted PC ever built............

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:07:31 -0600

What is the Aboves person Avatar Thinking?
Hugzzzzzzz
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Ok, In this thread you say what the above's person avatar is thinking.

Mine says "Partnership for an idiot free America" sooooooooo obviously I think _________________________????

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:23:33 -0600

This set of games will be dedicated to things based on the Topic sentence...

Things not to say to a cop???

Ill start.... howdy occifer!

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:29:34 -0600

Okay, this game is easy. Name things that would annoy people in an
elevator. Feel free to test them out on people! I'll give you one to
get you started:

*Wait until the elevator is crowded, then push all the buttons and
shout, "Look! Im going for a genius record!" haha

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:41:21 -0600

Im doing it a lil different tomorrow night. If there any OLD SCHOOLERS in the house you DEFINITELY dont wanna miss this one

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:13:37 -0600

12 Days of Cajun Christmas

Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Tanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree.will grow in de swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day 2: Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille an made some gumbo out of dem.

Day 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired of eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog Phideaux. Marie needed some sparing partners for her fighting rooster.

Day 4: Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more friggin birds. Deez four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, an fed de rest of dem to de gators.

Day 5: Dear Boudreaux, You finally sen' somethin useful. I like dem golden rings, me. I hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf money to fix da shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round for da boys at de Raisin' Cane Lounge. Merci Beaucoup!

Day 6: Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to da birds, you coonass turkey! Poor egg suckin' Phideaux is scared to death at dem six gaeases. He tried to eat dems eggs and dey peck de heck out ah his snout. Dey good at eating cockroaches, though. I may stuff one of dem wit erster dressing on Christmas day.

Day 7: Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring your fool neck next time I see you. Thibeau, da mailman, is ready to kill ya. The merde from all dem birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat stuff and sue him good. I let those seven swans loose to swim on de bayou and some duck hunters from Mississippi blasted dem out of de water. Talk to you tomorrow.

Day 8: Dear Boudreaux, poor ole Thibeau, he had to make tree trips on his mailboat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and their cows. One of dem cows got spooked by da alligators and almost tipped over da boat. I doan like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish and sweepinq the shack but dey say it wasn't in dair contract. Dey probably think dey too good ta skin nutrias I caught las night.

Day 9: Dear Boudreaux, What you trying to do huh? Thibeau had to borrow the Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits you call Lords-a-Leaping across the bayou. As soon as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break with crumpets. I doan know what dat means but I says, Well La Di Da. You get Chicory coffee or nuttin. Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all dese bozos? Dey too snooty for fried nutria, and de cows done eat my turnip greens.

Day 10: Dear Boudreaux, You got to be outs you mind! If de mailman don't kill you, I will fo sure. Today he deliver 10 half nikid floozies from Bourbon Street. Dey said dey be Ladies Dancin but dey doan act like ladies in front of dose Limey twits. Dey almos left after one of dem got bit by a water moccasin over by da out-house. I had to butcher 2 cows to feed toute le monde an had to get toilet paper. The Sears catalog wasn't good enuf fer dose hoity toity Lords' royal behin.

Day 11: Dear Boudreaux, where y'at? Cheerio an pip pip. Your 11 pipers piping arrives today from the House of Blues, second lining as dey got off de boat. We fixed snuffed goose and beef jambalaya, finished da whiskey and we having a fais-do-do. Da new mailman he drink a bottle of Jack Daniel an he having a good time yeah dancing with de floozies. Thibeau he jump off de Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming your name. If you get a mysterious, ticking package in de mail, doan open it.

Day 12: Dear Boudreaux, I sorry to tell ya but I not your true love anymore, no. After da fais-do-do, I spent de night with Jacque, de head piper. We decide to open a restaurant and gentleman's club on de bayou. The floozies, pardon me, Ladies dancing can make $20 for a table dance, and de Lords can be waiters an valet park de boats. Since de maids doan have no more cows ta milk, I trained dem ta set my crab traps, watch my trotlines, an run my shrimping business. We will probably gross a million clams nex year.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:51:32 -0600

Dear Santa,

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my daughter's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.

Here are my Christmas wishes:

I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.

I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.

If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.

On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.

I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting "Don't eat in the living room" and "Take your hands off your Sister," because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.

If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.

If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.

Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my daughter saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think she wants her crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don't catch cold.

Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.

Yours Always,

MOM...

P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.

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djnikkofb@nospam.com (DJNikko) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:23:01 -0600

I am the proud father of a new girl
Summer Sienna Caporuscio [Italian/Puerta RIcan]
http://www.myspace.com/djnikko
Please Comment

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:08:49 -0600

If you havent seen my boy on the 1's & 2's.......WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING ON ?????? Come see one of The Pimpz & Hoez finest as he rocks the crowd for ya.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:02:10 -0600

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jdl@nospam.com (Reagan) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:28:50 -0600

The track is: A.K.A - Crule Lovin'

There is a female vocal in there that sounds like something from a movie: "The house is coming down around me. The house is killing itself!"

Does anyone know what this is taken from? It sounds so fimilar.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:01:03 -0600

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

" ME ."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:48:59 -0600

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls yell at you for not calling them.
Women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).

Women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes out with her own friends

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.

Women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.

Women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.

Women know that sometimes the one's you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.

Women will read this and pass it on to other
women and their male friends.

Men will read this and pass it onto their female freinds

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:46:39 -0600

If you don't get enough of him on Friday night at Escapades, you can catch DJ Hektic at the Whirling Dervish Sunday morning starting at 7AM! And remember, we broadcast live on Gremlin Radio from 7AM-till!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:02:40 -0600

Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the
moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,
we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry
Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTERâ€¦.

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:14:30 -0600

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But, today, the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:48:02 -0600

MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy."

"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:52:49 -0600

Lawyer vs. Cop

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from Michigan and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Ohio.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Ohio deputy's expense!!

Deputy says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law in Ohio. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this, the deputy from Ohio takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever-living crap out of the lawyer from Michigan and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down? "

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:56:30 -0600

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

The blonde replies..."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke!!!

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:12:05 -0600

Pope and Hillary Wave To The Crowd

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.

"That was impressive," the Pope says; "but did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:50:35 -0600

25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good @$#%."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh @$#%, what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

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diamondcam21@nospam.com (Righteous James) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:47:01 -0600

I just wanted to let everyone know that Dec. 28th will be my last show on gremlin. Im moving to Cali and unfortunatly with my living arrangements i wont be able to continue my broadcast. I want to thank everyone who has been tuning in and showing support I appreciate it more than you know.

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:27:29 -0600

Marriage, Marriage...and more Marriage...

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
-Henny Youngman

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
-James Holt McGavran

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
-Patrick! Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Anonymous

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:20:05 -0600

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:21:49 -0600

Babies!

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the
other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib
and find out."

He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly
disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he
resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a
little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks
and I've got blue ones."

SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:18:06 -0600

The "Bad" Word

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "Bad" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:32:50 -0600

20 Ways to Torture Telemarketers!
Sick Of Telemarketers? Try This!!

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male:
Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.

6. Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?

9. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either!" Hang up.

13.Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14.Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder... louder...louder...

20. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:36:08 -0600

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered:

"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.

"Life is too short and friends are too few."

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:47:29 -0600

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,
Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "@$#%", the Rottweiler ate him!"

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:57:20 -0600

A LITTLE FLAB !!

One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'

While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.

The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said.... 'You know, if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra.'

This was beyond a silent response...
So she rolled over and grabbed him
by his 'dangler.' With a death grip in
place, she said... 'You know, if you
firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man
and your brother!'

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:02:22 -0600

Things that make you go HMMMMM.

Go to the following site for game guessing your number!

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:36:58 -0600

Here is some wise advice we should all should live by...hugzz

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibilit y for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take
immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in
your voice.

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:47:28 -0600

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in
front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told
George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know
what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said
nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Mildred's house...walked home...and left it there all night!!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:03:56 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:52:50 -0600

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:27:40 -0600

finally got around to putting this somewhere it can be downloaded, so here we are...

http://www.divshare.com/download/3171639-19e

no editing, all in one take so if it sounds fu cked up, it very well may be.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:56:57 -0600

Its Longhorn's OFFICIAL Christmas party & we are gonna be bringing in the Christmas cheer with none other then Noel........................silent morning ........fire to ice & many others. If you remember then you dont wanna miss it..................if you don't...................you still dont wanna miss it

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:49:38 -0600

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9YM1E8GP......................i had fun with this one

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:36:43 -0600

How To Tell If You're a Grinch...

1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name. (5 points)

2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply. (5 points, 10 if neighbor's whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out)

3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer. (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered species, 5 extra points)

4. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children. (1 point for each piece of sticky candy). If you put out a chocolate or marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.

5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress your friends. (5 points for each infraction).

6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas day. (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are stuck in a phone booth.

7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home. (5 points; 15 points if you use this stuff for your own party)

8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own [Southern California only, others ignore]. (5 points -- nobody but Angelenos are dumb enough to dress a car)

9. After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made. (5 points; 15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).

10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite no-no. (20 points)

Evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale" from 20 to 100.

20-30: You are just a cheeseball.

30-50: You are an apprentice in Yuletide larceny and are probably wanted by the police for overdue parking tickets.

50-100: Grinch, move over. The Meyer Lansky of Christmas crime has arrived.

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:42:29 -0600

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:22:29 -0600

LOL...wtf? hahaha

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boy9004@nospam.com (DJ Boy) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:08:09 -0600

Your request failed because of the following reason

Authorization failed. IP not in allowed list. (IP: 192.168.0.102)

thats what I am getting when trying to request songs.

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:28:35 -0600

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djnikkofb@nospam.com (DJNikko) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:56:41 -0600

FLAVORED BREAKS 14 (FREE MIX FRIDAY)
http://www.divshare.com/download/2838310-32b

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:32:46 -0600

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting
for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,
and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt ye lled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

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boy9004@nospam.com (DJ Boy) — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:39:28 -0600

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 's Request hour!! Hope you all enjoyed the mix. ' WHERE ID=56432' at line 1

This is what i found when dedicating.

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boy9004@nospam.com (DJ Boy) — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:22:47 -0600

Mark Sanchez

December, 31 2007 at Epcot New Years Eve
Epcot & Disney, Orlando, Florida
Cost :

Come celebrate the begining of 2008 at Epcot this New Years eve.

This is one of the meny DJ's playing this year at Disney's Epcot! Over 8 different DJ's playing in each Country. Not to mention awesome fireworks at Midnight!!! To see video of previous events go to www.myspace.com/boy9001

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:48:27 -0600

Use your imagination...Ill start...

Free house for Sale

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amberk0616@nospam.com (Amber) — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:56:41 -0600

Ok yall, so I guess we all have been on a uTube frenzy lately...well Im just amazed at some of the stuff I find on there and thought I woulod share it...I know we have a LMAO Video thread but thought I'd make a new one since these videos dont exactly fit there!!

First, I was blown away when I saw these "disabled" breakers OMG, they are freakin awesome...

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masonparks88@nospam.com (Mason Parks) — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:12:57 -0600

Who would you like to see in office following the next election?

I personally don't think that anybody can do a more horrible job than Bush has done so far, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

But if I had to chose between Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama, I'd have to say Barack Obama.
(only because Oprah says so)

Who would you like to see as our next President?

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:37:56 -0600

enjoy my 1st in our series.................CHOCOLATE CHIP.........................http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9OD11F9B

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:37:41 -0600

Merry Christmas to all of you and to yours. I hope all of you have a very Happy Holidays and a safe and Happy New Year.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:22:46 -0600

Bouncing the Bouncer
BY RICH HERSCHLAG
09.27.2006 | SOCIETY
In a well-intentioned but painfully misguided act of political correctness so oxymoronic as to unseat "jumbo shrimp" and "military intelligence" from the top of the list, New York City has signed into law a bill requiring training and certification for club bouncers. Can hookers and the homeless be far behind?

Don't get me wrong -- I'm as much of a wuss as the next guy. I want safety and security -- in schools, offices, houses of worship, and at the intersection of 42nd Street and 11th Avenue during evening rush hour. I have even, over time, adopted the milquetoasty belief that yellow cabbies should drive under 75 miles per hour and stop at red lights. However, when I walk into a late night establishment specializing in eardrum-splitting sound and random pressing of the flesh, it is not really "safety" or "security" that I or any other patron needs. It is fear.

The whole point of a bouncer -- that is, a real bouncer -- is someone with origins unknown and limits unchecked. Take your pick -- a chatty, hyperactive, Frappuccino-slurping metrosexual with a license; or a strapping, anabolic steroid-shooting, HGH-gulping, sunken-eyed cave dweller without one. When the gentleman from Credit Suisse Bank takes one too many liberties during a lap dance, it is not "certification" that is required. It is overwhelming, paralyzing, brutal force. In fact, it is the implied threat of such force that will likely keep both white and blue collar hands off the merchandise in the first place.

It is a given that in this day and age, there is probably no stopping the screening, testing, certification, and codification of everything that moves and does not. Clearly, however, something must be done before we are left with a city full of retired librarian bouncers who took a course in nightclub security at the Learning Annex. The following, then, are a few suggested amendments to the City's new bouncer law.

"Bouncer attire shall be tight-fitting and dark. Boots are mandatory, with metal tips required at all times. A minimum of three tattoos shall be required, with at least two showing during normal business hours and at least one signifying death, destruction, or membership in a violent cult. Allowable designs shall include snakes, skull and crossbones, and Gothic lettering spelling out Satanic slogans."

"Bouncer shall be missing no fewer than three adult teeth, at least two of which shall be incisors or bicuspids. A minimum of three gold teeth shall be required at all times while on duty. Bouncer shall have a minimum of two visible scars, at least one of which shall measure no less than 3 inches in length."

"Bouncer shall have a body weight of no less than 245 lbs., not more than 15 lbs. but not less than 10 lbs. of which shall consist of firearms, knives, chains, and body armor. Weigh-in shall occur within three hours prior to opening time and shall be performed and certified by a licensed weight trainer with at least one prior criminal conviction for selling or dispensing Androstenedione, "the cream," or "the clear."

"Bouncer shall at all times have an elevated level of testosterone, whether occurring naturally or clinically induced. Bouncer shall be subject to random testing for such levels no less than twice monthly, and upon failure to attain a blood testosterone level a minimum of 150 ng/mL above normal on any two consecutive tests shall be subject to a suspension of no less than 30 days."

"Bouncer shall be registered in use of the cue stick, head-butting, head-stomping, chesting, death grip, and depositing of clientele in a dumpster. Maintaining the bouncer's license shall require 12 hours of continuing education courses per calendar year on topics to include body slams, dragging by the hair, use of brass knuckles, and plate glass window tossing. Bouncer shall be rumored to be having or have had personal relations with no fewer than two barmaids, cocktail waitresses, or coat check staff and must periodically demonstrate covetousness."

"Bouncer shall have served at least 18 months in a registered state or federal penitentiary within the previous 10 calendar years, at least 12 months of which shall have been served for a violent offense. Bouncer must be on active probation or parole. The final 90 days before termination of probation or parole shall be considered a probationary probation period, during which time the bouncer may violate the original probation and/or extend such period."

Of course, the central problem with any such code is enforcement. How do you bounce a bouncer? Anyone who can bounce a bouncer should have been bouncing in the first place. Therefore, who really but an ideal bouncer is equipped to hire and fire an ideal bouncer? Which points to the central fact of club life that no city law can ever really address. You don't pick a real bouncer. A real bouncer picks you.

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:56:55 -0600

Ok peeps just to let you know this is the last month Escapades will be open......
As of feb 6th 2008 Escapades will be shutting its doors
NOLA WILL NO LONGER HAVE A PLACE TO HEAR THE CUTTING EDGE OF BREAKBEAT MUSIC...........

PLEASE PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE SUN MORNIN THROWDOWNS

YOU HAVE ONLY ONE MONTH TO TRULY HEAR DJs PLAY THE MUSIC THEY LOVE,THAT YOU CAN HEAR NO WHERES ELSE.... AFTER JANUARY IT WILL BE GONE FOR GOOD

RESIDENT DJ TIMES
DJ SPROKET 11:00pm to 7:00am sat/sun mornin
DJ SCRUB 7:00am to NOON sun mornin

PEACE
DJ SPROKET

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sproket@nospam.com (SPROKET) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:58:51 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:36:09 -0600

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use
a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle
of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to
those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:10:21 -0600

Come & see Shawn Davis along with his vocalists throwin down their hits. The last time he was in town the place was ROCKIN........................dont miss out on this .............You wont be disapointed

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:08:33 -0600

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:36:56 -0600

Starting this Friday, December 28, 2007 Sunrise Productions and Inferno Entertainment will be bringing you Friday night HEAT at Honey's. Every Friday night come check out The Heat with the best dance mixes from yesterday and today with DJs Perry Alexander and Shizzon. Cover is only $5.

See you there!

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:38:28 -0600

Catch MD and Big E this Sunday morning starting at 7AM! See you there!

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lisaverret@nospam.com (Miss Lisa) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:42:42 -0600

We will be rocking with MD and Big E this Sunday morning starting at 7am. We will also be open New Years morning at 7am with special guest Djs so you can keep you party going. Hope to see everyone out and have a Safe and Happy New Years.

~Broacasted live on Gremlin Radio~

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:22:24 -0600

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:36:33 -0600

i gotta work at the club tonight but I DID put a up a recprded show for any of you guys who will be staying home tonight....................ENJOY

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matmanc4@nospam.com (DJ BuddhA) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:58:11 -0600

I want to wish everyone in my Gremlinradio family a happy New year!!! Lets make this the best year ever!

Peaz and Beetz ya'll

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:04:51 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:02:22 -0600

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:03:49 -0600

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:46:16 -0600

SMOOV monthly is brought to you by UAT, Tulsa's premier name in nightlife promotions. The team that brought you The Red Party, The Down Lounge, and Boombox is now starting a monthly FREE party!

With talented DJ's spinnning sexy house music, special venue decor, free giveaways, and most of all, the best crowd! This is where YOU come in

If you want a place to go to enjoy yourself on a Saturday night, get your drink on and your dance on, and socialize in a fun environment (always with NO COVER), then you should come check out Smoov!

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mambowhich@nospam.com (Samantha) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:47:27 -0600

I wanted to wish our fearless leader, Kipp
(DJ Gremlin), a very Happy Birthday!

I hope it's a good one hunnie!

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:49:36 -0600

Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night...

1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.

2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still.

3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.

4. You're convinced that the chirping birds are Satan's pets.

5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

6. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"

8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."

9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.

10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

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DJGHOST2010@nospam.com (GHOST) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:21:19 -0600

Come out and party tonight, Jan 4th at The Raxx in Irwinville with DJ Ghost and DJ Wave for the Friday night dance party. The Raxx is located down 190 just past the only red light in Irwinville on the right. A real cool ass club with some cool ass people, so come out and jam with us tonight.

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ultrasourcela@nospam.com (PARRAIN) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:42:37 -0600

WWWOOOOOOO! It's that time again , Saturday, February 2nd , 2008 , Larry Flynt's Hustler will again host the Best Balcony party of Mardi Gras! 12 noon to 12 midnight, free beer , free Cajun Buffet , 2nd floor VIP and Balcony access , the best damm DJ's in the south , and hundreds of the baddest pimps and sexiest Hos ever to sling a plastic bead. This party will sell out. Call 1-877-660-9292 or, visit our myspace page(Pimpz-n-Hoz Mardi Gras Ball) for ticket info. Your ticket also gets you free access to the official after-party at Pravada.

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:15:17 -0600

This Monday, Jan. 7 marks the triumphant return of peaz and beetz to gremlin radio after a short hiatus for the holidays .

Why is our return triumphant, you ask? Because I say it is, that's why.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled posting.

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:52:29 -0600

I WILL be enjoying the game so in my place I have put up a recording of my show with the LSU remix.....................ENJOY. I will be back with yoiu guys next monday night

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diamondcam21@nospam.com (Righteous James) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:53:21 -0600

So i finally made it in to cali about two days ago still trying to get settled in but i love it here. Hope all is well for all of you back home

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:10:39 -0600

actually it will be a friendly tag team set.................but that sounded SOOOOO gay. Anyway if you've never seen these two icons throw down the here is your chance to kill two djs eeeeer birds with one stone. its gonna be a HOT one

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:22:06 -0600

Dj Knuckles & Dj Ole Skool are gonna be facing off in a friendly spin off. These two guys are the driving force behind Baby Rott Productions & 3/4 of the trio Kaotic. You can catch their work along with Dj 303 on the hit " This Club's Kaotic" available on Tunzmp3.com..............................also you can catch Dj Knuckles EVERY Monday night on " In Da Dawg Pound" from 7-8. Dont miss out on seeing these two guys throw down best in breaks from Old to new.

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melissah@nospam.com (Ms.Gremlinbrla) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:43:26 -0600

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:00:03 -0600

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?' The guy says, 'No, what?' 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!' says the bartender. 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.' He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?' 'Now what?' asks the patron. 'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!' says the barkeeper.

'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replies the patron. 'He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:14:04 -0600

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

teach a person to use the Internet

and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile

when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Point For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

And just a thought!
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:50:50 -0600

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:46:45 -0600

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant
and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in
New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.
Men never learn.

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:49:34 -0600

A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:51:13 -0600

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

' My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:07:56 -0600

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:16:27 -0600

haikus are easy
but sometimes they make no sense
refrigerator

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:17:11 -0600

A woman brings 8-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.

Johnny's mother says: "Let's not be too harsh on them. They are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?!" Replies Mary's mother. "He was taken her @$#% appendix out!"

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:19:54 -0600

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go @$#% herself!"

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:55:18 -0600

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit.

After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit.

Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The Bear looks at the Rabbit, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff, shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Rabbit, the Giraffe and the Elephant.

After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little @$#% really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:56:02 -0600

Georgia:
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."

************ ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** *****
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked..

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."

You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

************ ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** *****
Louisia na :
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying...
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana "because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. "

************ ******** ********************* ******** ****
Mississippi :
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

************ ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ****

Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

T he trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

************ ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ****
North Carolina :
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

************ ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ****

And My favorite:

You can say what you want about the South,
but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North...

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:06:34 -0600

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:18:33 -0600

I am finally getting on the ball for 2008 and adding all the latest info and tracks to myspace.

B-sure to checkout new music from Tyler Durden, Skynet, Afco-Skynet on Last.FM and United Breaks. 25 new original and remixed club bangers added to the playlist.

ALso B-Sure to check out our club wears from Zazzel right here on MySpace.

Dance-N-Joy! Feedback is always appreciated, Drop me a comment on myspace -Lets be Friends

www.myspace.com/djtylerdurden

PLease get your Djlist, IDMA and Breakspolls votes in.

Best Underground track- Skynet-durden: Quenched

Break Thru Label - True Skool Music

Best dj - Skynet

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:21:29 -0600

Anyone have any names and contact info for distibutors that push break beat vinyl nationally??

I have old and new stock ready to roll.

THNX

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:28:04 -0600

Nissan GT-R
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am excited to check this car out, I talked to the local dealership and they have one comming in March. I would not buy it from them after I got a first hand experience of their new car policies and warranties with the 350z.

This is it! The most anticipated sports car in the U.S., the Nissan GT-R, has been revealed and is making its North American debut at the 2007 Los Angeles Auto Show. So what you see here is the full, undisguised GT-R in all its glory.

Also on the list for 2008 -ALL NEW SUPRA!!!! -http://www.metacafe.com/watch/978578/new_toyota_supra_2008/

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djknuckles07@nospam.com (Dj Knuckles) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:50:31 -0600

Its gonna be another old skool flasback. Its been a minute so I thought it would be fun. Put ya KINGFISH shows on & take a ride with me hahahahahaha

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:19:22 -0600

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mgorycki@nospam.com (DJ Go-Ricky) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:34:15 -0500

I need to let you know Melissa Horne past away today.
All I know is she said something about eating a greasy hamberger and
and felt sick the next day and was laying on the couch at her parents
house....her breathing got shallow then stopped. By the time the
paramedics got there it was too late. Will fill in more details when I get them.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=13882918&id=884480509&ref=notif¬if_t=photo_comment#!/mhorne03?v=wall&story_fbid=407071903246&ref=notif¬if_t=feed_comment

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djtylerdurden@nospam.com (Tyler Durden) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:17:32 -0600

think i asked this before -but can;t find it again.

I am now looking for a G.R. player with a small logo to add to the True skool Label website that will start automaticlly when soemone enters the site, but can be stopped if wanted.

HTML code please.

Thanks & Much lov /support

djtylerdurden@comcast.net
AIM =TrueSkoolMusic

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pjchamp12@nospam.com (dj champagne) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:37:24 -0600

http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=399046.66956

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supermancory@nospam.com (SupermanCory) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:36:41 -0600

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"

So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's how the fight started.

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js782zls@nospam.com (timmy) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:58:48 -0600

Alice in Kandiland
January 26th, 2008 at Oddballs Art Cafe

:FEATURING:

DJ Flippy, The ArcAngel, P.L.U.R. Kid, Moonstruck Red, DJ Spunky, DJ Jimbeaux, DJ Panda, Glaine, Disco Jelly, DJ Sparda, DJ O.M.G.

Doors open at 9p.m.
17 and up with valid ID Cover is only $5.00

Costumes are ENCOURAGED, so get to sewing

Oddballs Art Cafe
11285 North Highway 730
Azle, Texas 76020

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:58:33 -0600

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African
bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his @$#%
and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the @$#% to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his @$#%.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our "little"
tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No, it's turned black."

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Pinkfuzzystars2005@nospam.com (PinkFuzzyStars) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:22:10 -0600

Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .......smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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treystafford@nospam.com (TS) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:33:53 -0600

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Ralph. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Ralph says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Ralph says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Ralph asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhe re in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.'